A husband working abroad wrote
to his
wife,
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month
the global
market crises has affected
, , me, so I am sending 100
kisses. You are mysweetheart.
Your loving husband.
His wife replied, Sweetheart
Dearest,Thanks for the 100
kisses, below is the list of
expenses I paid with the Kisses,
1. The Milk man agreed on 2
kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not
to disconnect us only after 7
kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day
to take 2 or3 kisses instead of
the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not
accept kisses only, so I gave him
other items hope you
understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I
have a remaining balance of 35
kisses and I'm hoping it sustains
us for the-rest-of- month,

Lol.

Sophizzy:

Lol.

dont tell me ur laughing, dis is an old joke

so why the phuck did you post it?
You really need help!

mikuz:

so why the phuck did you post it?
You really need help!

Hon. mu*mu has spoken.

I think dat woman is owing me o, infact, i am coming 4 my own k*sses too, hahaha