Na 14 days dry fasting i dey soo, i jus dey start n praise God na my first tym,
so everyday for my 1 bedroom i dey thank God say peace dey rain btw me n my neighbours 
until one day i comm get uninvited visitor MR NKAKPI popular known as RAT
i jus dey assume say na RAT as pa say i nor see am with ma 2 korokoro eyes,
this rat na beta sculptor ooo, u know wetin i mean na
d first day d rat carve eye, nose and mouth for my yam body,  i nor talk
i com block d space under my door make em no dey enter again,
d second day na from window dis rat take enter chop my plantain ooo, i nor still talk
until d third day i vex buy rat glue catcher put 4 house, close door with padlock  n key , close window come dey wait for morning to reach,
as morning com reach na, d door dey open, rat glue catcher nor dey, i com dey wonder which kin rat be dat way dey open door with key,
as i wan com sitdown for ground na i com feel glue for ma nyash, 

**oopps it wwas d glue catcher** i was d uninvited sculptor d sleep walking one for dat matter**
na me use mouth chop d yam n plantain, 

as i say mk i tell my pastor the matter na so my pastor com dey laff me 

abeg na my fault way i break d fasting??       















pls rate dis joke from 1 to 5  i appreciate u,

tank u donkollione production

i rate it 0.001/5

mikuz:

i rate it 0.001/5

Me I rate the joke -0005/5

@ mikuz try get small sense abeg u need am
n pls gv me my main score


@bumni i guess dat is 5/5, , thanks u r d best

@obowunmi na d joke dey mk u laff ni? , thank u in know it was funny

DON, you toooooooooooooooo much! you crack all ma ribs

JOKE GRADING: A

@bin gbagbo, wouf wouf wouf


more jokes in d cooking pot,

DONkollione:

@bin gbagbo, wouf wouf wouf


more jokes in d cooking pot,

i trust you my boy!!!

Bin u no say u dey spam this joke section well well
but in the main tym this not a joke so cant rate race a ratty nonsence.

i dey do manicure for now.


next.

ode remumu hw body na? neva hear from u since , 


**bush pig on d run**



@bin gbagbo heheheheh, tanks for exposing his sorry butt,  ,  now i know wu am dealing with

Next will be pedicure for all i care.
X mass dey come.
Next.pls

ode remo, na u dey lead for bushy anus thread, tagged 'most useless poster in joke section'

u no go pop champagne for all d jokers wey vote u,

DON, better run for your dear life oo! some of these hungry ggays are merciless!

@bin gba gbo no mind ode remumu en kno d hole where en joystick go fit enta , en go soon get ulcer

There's humour in it.

@OP
i will laugh tomorrow

ARareGem:

There's humour in it.

thanks me love, i knew u were a swithrt , , alway watch out for my threads they r breath taking


jackpot , pls dont postpone d laff ooo, mk e nor expire

u tried.

@BOOQEE, thanks my dear , u will marry beta husband,

DONkollione:

@BOOQEE, thanks my dear , u will marry beta husband,

LIKE ME,

@BUNMIOGUNS, I UR WET DREAMS I WILL NEVA ALLOW HER TO GET MARRIED TO A MANLOVER LYK U