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Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 5:25am On Dec 15, 2011 |
A man who has suffered so much becos of poverty was tired of life and wanted to kill himself so he decided he would die by a train accident. The next morning, he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the railway, he never knew that the train drivers were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening, no train came so he was very 'TIRED and HUNGRY'. He then said: ''Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER will KILL ME here''. 1 Like |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bunmioguns(m): 5:50am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Laffing in chinese, Chuahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha the joke funny no be small |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by Dyt(f): 6:22am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Chuckles once give him a once applause |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 7:04am On Dec 15, 2011 |
nice! |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 15, 2011 |
rice! |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bingbagbo(m): 7:16am On Dec 15, 2011 |
JOKE GRADING: F |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:21am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^ lol! |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by yoboone(m): 7:35am On Dec 15, 2011 |
I'D RATHER KILLED MYSELF THAN TO COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE
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Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 10:01am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Thank you Thank you YOBO ONE FOR KEEPING THE THREAD ALIVE and for my friends who liked the joke. . THANK YOU. I promised to write you guys a good joke as my xmas gift to u peeps. . And i think i've delivered. THANK YOU |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bright007(f): 11:03am On Dec 15, 2011 |
**Takes two magnifying lens $ an electron microscope along as I enter d thread**uses d magnifying lens $ still cant find d joke**ok,lt me use d electron microscope** |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 11:18am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^ may be the OP hid the joke in his boxers! Bright, can you zoom his boxers too? |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by bright007(f): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2011 |
@jack:thanks for ur advice.I will wait for studio to come,so dat I will zoom his boxers** |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 2:14pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
I don reply people wey matters . . . |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by tonyfred(m): 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
God bless u studio. u just make my day. |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 1:02pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^^ so you went to night school? ;d |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
tonyfred: God bless you too my brother and merry christmas in advance |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 1:47pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
mumu peeple!! Mtcheew |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by sylve11: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
nICE joke |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 2:19pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
sylve11: Thank you my brother sylvex merry xmas in advance |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by kodylicky(f): 3:21pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
nice joke stud! its been a while |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by tonyfred(m): 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
ya mikus night school. thanx though. merry xmass in adv |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by MrResource(m): 4:18pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
lol. . .nice one studio |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by StudioCFR(m): 4:27pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
kody-licky: Hey babes. . I just dey. . Did u miss me? hope u are awryt sha. . Merry xmas in advance sweerie . . And thanks for the compliment *smiles* @tony and mr resources. . Thank u guys, God bless u all Merry Xmas in advance |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by MrResource(m): 4:35pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
^so because i no add its been a while,u too no miss me |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 4:45pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
ggay?? |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by MrResource(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
ggay gini . . na just the way im come separate us,come pack me and tony one side |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
, bush pigs full here oo |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 5:05pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
You sound like you are being neglected! |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by Nobody: 5:23pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
[size=15pt] ABEG MK UNA GO VOTE STUDIO, NA EM D CAP FIT PASS, ALL OF UNA WEY GET SENSE OOOO STRICTLY TO DOES WEY GET SENSE PLS [/size] |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by sylve11: 5:45pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
mikuz: if not neglected then what do u think is happening to him? |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by mikuz(m): 5:55pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Sylve!! It just has to be negligence, nothing else! I pity the guy sha! |
Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by sylve11: 5:56pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
mikuz: make i run leave u here b4 the guy show oooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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