I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!!
Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!!
Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black
calabash on his head.
A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without
its cover.
Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull
"JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive
leaderin future.
Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real
hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin
surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!,
maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the
chicken organ with a real male heart!!.
Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in
the midst of all his current troubles.
A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!!
Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing
saloon?
A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe
in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his
discman and his batteries died off.
Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light
bulb in aso rock villa?
A:10 of dem!!!
Q how they gonna manage that?
A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the
remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till
the light bulb is in place.
Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa?
A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!!
***just comic relief***

JOKE GRADING: NOT F9 BUT AFTER F9 (G10)