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Me And Ma Wife. by tonyfred(m): 4:35pm On Dec 19, 2011
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.

"Well you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly", she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."

"That's fair enough", I replied, "When can you start?"
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by mikuz(m): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2011
joke rating : 1.5/5
at least thats fair enough!
grin
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by bunmioguns(m): 4:51pm On Dec 19, 2011
na joke be dis? undecided undecided
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by mikuz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 19, 2011
na AGM report!!
grin
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by bunmioguns(m): 4:57pm On Dec 19, 2011
mikuz:

na AGM report!!
grin

I thought likewise grin grin grin
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by dadicvila(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2011
grin grin nice yoke,i laff in ijaw cheesy cheesy
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by tonyfred(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2011
mikuz were u abused when raised cos i dont know wat else to do to make u laugh.
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by mikuz(m): 5:23pm On Dec 19, 2011
grin grin
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by bingbagbo(m): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2011
JOKE GRADING:F






REMARKS: You need to sit up! or repeat your jokes class!!!!!
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by tonyfred(m): 11:39pm On Dec 19, 2011
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80."
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Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth B.i.t.c.h!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by Nobody: 11:41pm On Dec 19, 2011
nyc joke bro grin grin grin
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by dani1luv: 6:45am On Dec 20, 2011
Worlahi, you are improving grin grin
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by Nobody: 7:16am On Dec 20, 2011
Tonyfred. Clap for urself smiley Nice one
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by papadenzel(m): 7:29am On Dec 20, 2011
Stale joke, Cliche,
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by sylve11: 9:50am On Dec 20, 2011
tonyfred:

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80."
,
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth B.i.t.c.h!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."


i like this one grin grin grin cool

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