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Me And Ma Wife. by tonyfred(m): 4:35pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary. "Well you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly", she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with." "That's fair enough", I replied, "When can you start?" |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by mikuz(m): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
joke rating : 1.5/5 at least thats fair enough! |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by bunmioguns(m): 4:51pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
na joke be dis? |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by mikuz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
na AGM report!! |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by bunmioguns(m): 4:57pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
mikuz: I thought likewise |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by dadicvila(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
nice yoke,i laff in ijaw |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by tonyfred(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
mikuz were u abused when raised cos i dont know wat else to do to make u laugh. |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by mikuz(m): 5:23pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by bingbagbo(m): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
JOKE GRADING:F REMARKS: You need to sit up! or repeat your jokes class!!!!! |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by tonyfred(m): 11:39pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 60." Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80." , Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks." Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt." Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth B.i.t.c.h!" Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, only when he's drunk." |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by Nobody: 11:41pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
nyc joke bro |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by dani1luv: 6:45am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Worlahi, you are improving |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by Nobody: 7:16am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Tonyfred. Clap for urself Nice one |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by papadenzel(m): 7:29am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Stale joke, Cliche, |
Re: Me And Ma Wife. by sylve11: 9:50am On Dec 20, 2011 |
tonyfred: i like this one |
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