Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. Pastor Chris called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

BUHAHHAAH i see nothing wrong wid the mans desire to perform afterall grandma will feel young again and enjoy some pleasureable pleasures

Jeez Ituen

This one Rocks

What is the name of that guy that wants to bla bla bla clems? I think he needs to emulate the man, abi what is his problem

Ha ha ha "FREAKY FREEZY"

FREE what?

Even the name says it all.

Freezy, I can give you direct contact to Pastor Chris Oh

ioday:

Jeez Ituen

This one Rocks

What is the name of that guy that wants to bla bla bla clems? I think he needs to emulate the man, abi what is his problem

ioday, i think u r getting it wrong. the problem is getting clemcy to come around for the rounds of bla bla bla and not me trying to raise a dead soldier. my soldier reports (at attention) for duty whenever it is required to. So, unless u want to kill somebody, i dont think we should involve pastor Chris yet

every body get were he want healing, hehehehhehehehe nice one

ioday:

Jeez Ituen

This one Rocks

What is the name of that guy that wants to bla bla bla clems? I think he needs to emulate the man, abi what is his problem

I think this ioday chik wants a piece of Freezy's bla blah blahh or what ever made her remember that freezy's dead soldier was after clem's bla blah blahh?

freexz so u re still not done with trying to bla bla bla clem bobo chill ooooo
grandma should let granpa be am sure she did not retire at the same time he did. granpa still got his groove on

@freezy
there we go again!

yah man! keep on tryin. never, ever give up! thats the spirit. mimiko, wasup? how now? u harsh o.

wishful thinking!

@Freezy

keep ur bla bla n tie it with Chain cos if i see u near Clem,, i dont tink u wanna know

Mig are u wit me?

aha! so u have designs for that young woman. but lemme bring it to ur notice that twas clemcy that offered to show up for bla bla bla. if she wants it, who am i to say no?

@ituen
now i'm wit u. Even if its just to shut dis guy up.

anyway evry1 knows freezy is good at bal bla bla always at attention, no surrender no givn up

ha and am as solid as arseOOH rockk ;Dmhey miggie dalyn hope u dont mind ituen watabt our rendevous

iwajay:

I think this ioday chik wants a piece of Freezy's bla blah blahh or what ever made her remember that freezy's dead soldier was after clem's bla blah blahh?

I got my own guys to take care of bla bla blaing for me aight.

Now i'm curious as to which of these three is really going to bla clemcy.
She is such a player

Migines:

@ituen
now i'm wit u. Even if its just to shut this guy up.

"They shall gather in several ways, ,

Lol. . . . . Who nd who dey gada 4 where? I just want dis blah blah to STOP!

@ioday
Nd i guess d three guyz will be
ituen
freezy
&lancaster

coz . . . . . I've already done enuf blah blah to last me 4 a life tym.

Hey, hey just kidn.

I lost my virginity to this thread , pls stop this thread, i dont want to bla bla bla again!

ioday:

I got my own guys to take care of bla bla blaing for me aight.

Does any one remember this song by flexy doo (mo le se ju padi e lo)? I guess your guys aint doing it right enuf that's why your bla blah blah is up here sniffing around. Magine or Magret what ever your name is, aint you that guy that was supposed to be bi? if you say u've got enuf for a life time i can understand. You've done it both ways and u've settled for the guys aight? I'm happy for you. That leaves Clem with Freezy and what's dat other guy Ituen or somethin!

Clem i love your spirit, U aint hidding ur love for Freezy's Bla Blah; keep the spirit alive gurl.

^*singing*

I can bla bla bla more than your baby
I can bla bla bla more than your baby
I can bla bla bla more than your baby

I can,,,,,

@ Migs
You had better be kidding or else

@ Iwajay
My guys (not the three Migs listed) are more than capable.
Do you know how many times I _come opps

They are doing better than right

iwajay:

Magine or Magret what ever your name is, aint you that guy that was supposed to be bi? if you say u've got enough for a life time i can understand. You've done it both ways and u've settled for the guys aight? I'm happy for you. That leaves Clem with Freezy and what's that other guy Ituen or somethin!

The Guys eh

@ Freezy
If you really can what is Clemcy still doing avoiding your bla bla bla

@iwajay

I can imagine how so kul u feel wit d worthless piece of sh/t u have up there for a post. I knw u just wrote it so odaz c it then commend u 4 ur wonderful effort to get noticed using all the popular names u knw on nairaland. Well congrats u got half d job done(in d most undignifing manner)
i guess u tot it will end wit u posting dis then odaz quote u and end it wit "LMAO" yeah lmao at d fool u've made of urself.
Good luck STUPID!!!

clemcykul:

anyway evry1 knows freezy is good at bal bla bla always at attention, no surrender no givn up

@ ioday
hey babi,  that, above says it all! truth is she afraid of gettin addicted 

@fyneguy
dont tell me u. . . . Hm. . . . (naaaaah, u cudnt av)

@freezy
u're obsessed dude.

@ioday
yeah, it sliped nd u kudnt backspace it ryte? Lol
luks lyk u've got a lottof dic!<$ @ ur dissposal.

@Magic or magins or whatever, clap clap clap! those were the best i had read since shakespear. Your lyrical highness, you didnt need to get touchy there. Go easy on the harsh words man(i've got no intent on moving against ur "bi" movement). Whoah! I read ur post picturing ur face and how red u must have gone, i'm even thinking u might need to replace ur keyboard coz u must have punched every key with several pumps of adrenaline. Well nice post though!

@ioday, Hmn! your comes (sound like something to look forward to), So how many coms per second? I still maintain the fact that ur guys aint doing u right(that's because u seem to keep count on your coms). If they did, you'd lose count.

@iwajay
luk wat we av here. . .I can c how long it took u to think up nd ryte dat out(chek d tym intaval) just so u get d last hit. Ne ways wateva u ryte afta dis is ur FUC!<n biz coz i av no intension of duin u a favor wit my reply.

But deres 1 thing i admire bout u; u ryte well; 4 dumb ass.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANODA RUMBLE COMING ON HERE!!!

oh yes freezy we do, and tx am cool,

Na wa oh!!

@ all repliers
The topic don divert go bla bla and blur blur. I'll flash seun to do something about it

@freezy
don't get to pumpy because of Clemcy. She might see your bla bla and decide that the best place that fits it is in her ears

@Mig
Guy u don mature to allow Iwajay stumble on your nerves. For someone(Iwajay) to have registered on July ,11 2007 n have only 22 posts  means that communications (in whatever form - writting especially) may be hard for him. Try and be understanding, Mig

@Iwayjay
notin much to say just that from your speech about "doin it well" or "doin it enof" looks like u just attained puberty (probably not disvirgined). Pros (like Migines) have told u they are even tired of "it" and rarely talk about that stuff.

Wish u well. Dont piss anyone here even though there is freedom of writing.

I'm jokingly serious