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Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by plainmirror(m): 10:00pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.". |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by bunmioguns(m): 5:38am On Dec 22, 2011 |
and u call dis one joke, dis is nuffin bt a comprehension passage, mscheeeew |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by dani1luv: 6:36am On Dec 22, 2011 |
LOL, U try |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by mustspin: 11:18am On Dec 22, 2011 |
lmfao, the archbishop had been straffing the priest. dumb gay |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by zealot4me(f): 1:25pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
bunmioguns: falls frm tree |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by mikuz(m): 3:42pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
*gives her a hot kiss to revive her* |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by zealot4me(f): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
with ur parachute teeth |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by mikuz(m): 4:12pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
as if you no enjoy am! |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by zealot4me(f): 4:14pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Lmao U Must Read Oooooo by Lucario007(m): 2:48am On Dec 23, 2011 |
@ plainmirror, u're obviously new here but sorry to say your joke is just plain-boring |
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