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St. Peter by Nobody: 5:21pm On Dec 22, 2011
A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply, suddenly a man runs in shouting ''Peter, Peter, your daughter Tania just had a fatal accident''. Shocked, confused and distraught, he jump out of the window! As soon as he jump, he remembers that his office is on the 9th floor, as he is descending lower,he remembers that he doesn't have a daughter called tonia,  Still descending lower he remembers he's not even married, 2 floor before he hit the ground, he finally remembers that his name is not even peter!
Re: St. Peter by mikuz(m): 5:32pm On Dec 22, 2011
ok so what happened next?
Re: St. Peter by dani1luv: 5:38pm On Dec 22, 2011
^^Same question I was about to ask
Re: St. Peter by Nobody: 5:50pm On Dec 22, 2011
I wanna know too
Re: St. Peter by BossTtdiamonds(m): 7:22pm On Dec 22, 2011
Then the guy died and went to he!!. . . . . . . .
Re: St. Peter by mikuz(m): 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2011
@mrp
what do you mean?
Who posted the yoke?
Re: St. Peter by ARareGem(f): 9:19pm On Dec 22, 2011
I don't get. Mods, why did you delete my previous post on this thread? undecided
Re: St. Peter by Nobody: 12:31pm On Dec 23, 2011
I LIKE DIE JOKE E MAKE SENSE grin grin grin grin grin, NYC ONE POSTER grin grin
Re: St. Peter by Agybabe(f): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2011
Rotflmao
Re: St. Peter by bunmioguns(m): 2:15pm On Dec 23, 2011
DONkollione:

I LIKE DIE JOKE E MAKE SENSE grin grin grin grin grin, NYC ONE POSTER grin grin

So ur teeth still dey white like dis embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: St. Peter by Nobody: 5:28pm On Dec 23, 2011
^^^


house boy wat do u kno?
Re: St. Peter by oderemo(m): 6:15pm On Dec 23, 2011
Nyc joke bro, very indepth, imaginative and on point. Short and sweet joke . Me lyk it.
Nice one bro.
Re: St. Peter by Nobody: 6:20pm On Dec 23, 2011
^^^

pls gv us one word, not this crap angry

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