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Laff It Off by contra(m): 7:39am On Dec 23, 2011
Make you laff (This one no be me do am Oh!)

E get this particular restaurant wey I dey chop for V.I, e get one white man wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis white man chop finish he go shout "HEY", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout, I decide to chop wetin the white man dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach the restaurant last week friday, I order wetin the man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so I chop am, but I no shout, I collect extra plate, but still I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N45,000 then the extra plate na another N45,000 so all together na N90,000. na then I shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Re: Laff It Off by mikuz(m): 7:49am On Dec 23, 2011
hehehe,
guy you funny!
grin
Re: Laff It Off by contra(m): 8:47am On Dec 23, 2011
No be small tin my brother!
Re: Laff It Off by mikuz(m): 9:28am On Dec 23, 2011
wetin come happen na?
You later pay the 90 grand?
grin
Re: Laff It Off by contra(m): 12:23pm On Dec 23, 2011
wetin you expect? As a big boi, paid cash!
Re: Laff It Off by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 23, 2011
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY, grin grin grin grin , I GBADUN DIS JOKE grin grin, NYC ONE grin grin
Re: Laff It Off by bunmioguns(m): 2:11pm On Dec 23, 2011
contra:

wetin you expect? As a big boi, paid cash!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy, where u fit get dt amt pay



grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Laff It Off by Nobody: 5:35pm On Dec 23, 2011
^^^

hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, from ya house girl pant bag grin grin grin
Re: Laff It Off by oderemo(m): 5:58pm On Dec 23, 2011
I just dey imagine myself by your side.
One questtion did u shout hey in igbo or yoruba stley, cos dem diff.oh.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy iya basira mo ti gbe ohhhhh
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy chinedu this odika dangerrouss.
Re: Laff It Off by bunmioguns(m): 3:10am On Dec 24, 2011
DONkollione:

^^^

hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, from ya house girl pant bag grin grin grin

hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
yyyyyy, na u dey help her wash pant, cos hw u take no say money dey there

grin grin grin grin

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