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Smart Waiter by kronkykay(m): 11:56pm On Oct 02, 2007
ituen managed to get to US after spending years sleeping at the embassy
on arrival, he went straight to restaurant:

ituen:---Two eggs please. Don't fry a second after the white is cooked. Don't turn them over. Not too much butter. just a small pinch of salt on each. Plenty pepper. Well wat are u waiting for?

Waiter;---Then hen's name is Clem. Is that alright, sir?
Re: Smart Waiter by Seun(m): 12:07am On Oct 03, 2007
The joke seems incomplete.
Re: Smart Waiter by Migines(m): 12:22am On Oct 03, 2007
*shakes head*
Re: Smart Waiter by Free(f): 2:28am On Oct 03, 2007
i dont get it
Re: Smart Waiter by folanusi(m): 1:24pm On Oct 03, 2007
Re: Smart Waiter by nana(f): 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2007
This is the most boring joke i've come across on NL. Dude,it seems u're trying to diss ituen and clem but u dont really know how to spill it.
Re: Smart Waiter by Migines(m): 1:41pm On Oct 03, 2007
Too far from target.
Re: Smart Waiter by excel12(m): 3:00pm On Oct 03, 2007
useless joke!!!! this guy deserves to be castrated
Re: Smart Waiter by mimiko(f): 11:27pm On Oct 03, 2007
hehehehehhehehehehheheh wrong game dude grin grin grin
Re: Smart Waiter by kronkykay(m): 3:26am On Oct 04, 2007
hehehehehe


i laff in your face
get it str8
the names are those that thrills me most on this site
it wasnt meant to be a diss.
if u don't like the joke, or don't understand it,
don't post wat could bring u the big T.
Re: Smart Waiter by clemcykul(f): 9:31am On Oct 04, 2007
omg i have two black hens which of them did iteun want thier eggs

Seun all u came to this thread to do is ameba kwo na wa for uoooo, i will eject u from nairaland i swear grin grin grin grin grin ( i beg i dey play bo!) grin grin

some1 should complete dis joke embarassed embarassed migs over to u grin grin grin abi u don get boil for mouth lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: Smart Waiter by ituen(m): 5:49pm On Oct 04, 2007
excel12:

useless joke!!!! this guy deserves to be castrated

@repliers
Make una no crucify kronky. Somebody posted the joke "The salt! The Salt!. The explanation is there

@clem
Mig get muscle pull for mouth so i don't see him completing this joke cheesy cheesy

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