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by Reverseng(op):
Re: by illicit(m): 11:13am On Jan 25, 2025
How much do you have...?

That was a Jewish community tho, Jesus was not a Christian
Re: by PP123(m): 11:14am On Jan 25, 2025
illicit:
How much do you have...?
wetin consign you with how much he have grin
Re: by illicit(m): 11:15am On Jan 25, 2025
PP123:
wetin consign you with how much he have grin
I no dey work for free...

😱
Re: by PP123(m): 11:24am On Jan 25, 2025
grin
illicit:
I no dey work for free...

😱
Re: by Kobojunkie: 3:25pm On Jan 25, 2025
Reverseng:
I need help to commit suicide. It's too painful to do so, and since I was brought up in a christian background, I need help from the christian community.Help me kill myself embarassed
alas! If you kill me, that would be considered murder!
So I'd love to warn you before hand, You'd become a murderer by killing me. But you'd be helping me, so it would make you a good Samaritan.
You'd be a good killer, so you'll go to heaven
Jesus voluntarily came to die for the sins of the world, but suicide was too painful so he needed help from the christian community to be gruesomely whipped and nailed to the cross
The christian community was Soo kind to flog and murdered the son of God. They even made him a crown of thorns to feel like a King.
Who wouldn't want to be part of such a community who help people commit suicide and change the narrative after that such a person "came to die for the sins of the world"
(If he came to die for the sins of the world, would he need help to commit suicide? Or does God have to become a murderer of his own beloved son to save the world)
Welcome to the christian community. A place where you find loving suicide helpers.
Now you don't have to feel guilty anytime you sin. The blood of an innocent murdered man is there to wipe your sins away.
Author's comment:
This message is not for everyone. Pigs will prefer mud to pearls. It's for the cat to decide which milk is sweet, not the cat owner
But for those who get the message, use it as a lens to look back on what the lack of accountability has led the world to. What it has led your world to, most importantly.
Seek to be response-able and make amends for your wrong doings. You reap and you sow. If you do not want to reap, do not sow.
It's a two way universe of cause and effect. Not a one way of cause alone
But then again, Jesus didn't defend himself from getting killed, so that means he came to die for the sins of the world, right?
A girl wears revealing clothing means she deserved to be raped, right?
#100k enters your account by mistake on the part of the sender, that means it's your money to spend, right?
At least spend some of this time you have to waste on actually improving your English writing skills. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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