I just could not resist sharing this. Can u imagine make e no
happen O!

God on voicemail ke?

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary
part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided
to install voice mail?  Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven.

For English press 1

For French press 2

For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for request

Press 2 for thanksgiving

Press 3 for complaints

Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners
right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in
the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God, press 1

Jesus, press 2

Holy spirit, press 3

To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then
enter his social security # followed by the * sign.

(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code
666)

For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers,
3 - 16.

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other
planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics. Our
computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and
call again tomorrow.

This office is now closed for the weekend to observe religious holiday.
If you are calling after working hours and need emergency assistance,
please contact your local pastor.

And if Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you
please get that for me?"

Thank you and have a heavenly day.

MAKE E no happen oh!

GOD FORBID!
NO EVEN TAKE AM JOKE.

Make he no happen in jesus name o
Life is sweet nd interesting o!

This has passed a common joke ooo.

@ poster if it happens to only you on this entire earth, what would you do?

I'm sure you'll refer to your village people as being the devils behind your ordeal.

This has passed a common joke ooo.

@ poster if it happens to only you on this entire earth, what would you do?

I'm sure you'll refer to your village people as being the devils behind your ordeal.

This has passed a common joke ooo.

@ poster if it happens to only you on this entire earth, what would you do?

I'm sure you'll refer to your village people as being the devils behind your ordeal.

lmao

[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] More like heaven is now being turned into MTN customer care. please no dey reason like so that it neva gets to happen

heheheheheehe

kronkykay:

MAKE E no happen oh!

OKay wait and see

guy, i better start to the make plans to start my own hell fire, since admittance to the existing one is not possible for me