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The Transplant by geraldarts(m): 1:10pm On Dec 28, 2011
A  man in Calabar had a car accident and was admitted to the hospital. his lower lip had been cut off in the accident and the doctors had to replace it. the only option was to cut part of the skin of the joystick and replace the lost lip.

Nine months later, the man was well and was discharged. that night was a sweet one for him and his wife after nine months without touching.

the romance began,

continued,


kisses,

the woman was surprised when she felt the lower lip of her husband rising like gari.

Wife: Uche, your lip di high, Jesus

Husband: what? i thought,

Wife: Please call the doctor.

Soon the doctor was on the line, the same doctor who had replaced Uche's lip. at this time, the lower lip of the husband was like Onitsha gari that has been in water for an hour.

Doctor: i forgot to tell you that this is normal because of the transplant from joystick to lip. Your lip is just witnessing the same effect the joystick feels when it wants to Be Intimate,


The wife fainted,





While the husband still had an erect joystick and a heavy and ready lip,  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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