let me tell u all joke no offence to any religion. its just made up.

                       

Once a women goes to a church to confess to a father.

women: father, father i just called a men yesterday a son of a NaughtyWoman.

father: there is no need to confess for that.

women : but father he touched my hands.

father : like this ? (father touches her hand) there is no need to confess for that

women: but father he stripped my clothes.

father : like this ? (father stripps her clothes) there is no need to confess for that.

women: but father he put his u know what in my u know where.

father : like this ? (father makes out with her) there is no need to confess for that.




women : but father he had aids. 

Critically die, illiteracically funny






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