One day I met a sweet
gentleman and fell in love. When
it became apparent
that we would marry, I made
the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on
the way home
from work. Since I lived in the
countryside I called my husband and told him
that I would be late because I
had to walk home. On my way, I passed by
a small diner and the odour of
baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured
that I would walk off any ill
effects by the time I reached home, so I
stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had
consumed three large orders of
baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure
that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed
excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly: "Darling
I have a surprise for dinner
tonight." He then blindfolded me
and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was
about to
remove my blindfold, the
telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call. The baked
beans I had consumed were still
affecting me and the pressure
was becoming most unbearable, so
while my husband was out of
the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight
to one leg and let one go. It was
not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a
skunk in
front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap
and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other
cheek, I ripped off three more.
The stink was
worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room,
I went on like this for another
few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom,
I quickly fanned the air a few
more
times with my napkin, placed it
on my lap and folded my hands back on it
feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face
must have been the
picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I assured him I
had not. At this point, he
removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests
seated around the table
chorused: "Happy Birthday!"!! I
nearly died!!!

awesome ! mind blowing

^Thanks

This joke is STALE #GBAM

^do u ever appreciate people?

^^

It was simply copy n paste. U know it, But anywayz nice copy n paste ̶̲̥̅̊



I appreciate people

i've seen it before

STUDIO, You dey read jokes oooo. This one I read it before, that one I read it before, why dont you even share one yourself??

But its an old joke

where is the joke?