From what happened below it obviously does them no harm.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Emma, a 4-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Emma did as she was asked.
Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Harmon
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Harmon began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Emma for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 4-yr old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.
Emma quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place, smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

femib26:

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

Na force to laf?
Twas fony though.
@ 2nd joke, yawa don gas.

that emma na bastard, and that 'pilot' don carry him hand cause wahalla

Nice one.