THE SWEET, SOUR, AND BITTER!!!

When people run out of fuel, they should find a way of getting to D'Banj to get some because he promised to be "the scape goat" during the Jonathan Campaign.

Even Adams Oshomole the Former "Labour Saint" is in support of the removal, as GEJ assured him if he doesn't, he will have no choice than to use his salary to buy fuel.

If you turn on your Generator by 7pm and run it till 12am you are now Welcome to the "Rich man's" club in Nigeria, but if you run it overnight, you are amongst the "Super Rich".

GEJ didn't have shoes before he became President now he owns a shoe factory. Nigerians had shoes before the election, they are now going bare foot.

Ibo traders are scrambling to call manufacturers to cancel orders made for Generators in China. Their new orders are multiple Containers of "Candles". Nigerians are returning to the candle erra.

Landlords only want Rich Tenants now. Own an "I beta pass my neighbor" Generator and you automatically qualify for the apartment. No Gen No House! Is the new song landlords sing.

If you still think Goodluck truly has "Luck" ask yourself the Following Questions :

1) He was Deprieye Alameisia's deputy until the former was impeached for corrupt practises and then he bacame Governor.
he became President.

3) For the past 32 years, Nigeria have always qualified for every single Nations Cup Tournament until Jonathan became President. Even under a coach with Wonderful records (Siasia)

4) The Super Falcons who are the best in the whole of female soccer in Africa also failed to qualify for the All Africa games tournament.

5) The dream team V also didn't make it to the next Olympic tournament.

Note : that it is Only Football that unites Nigerians irrespective of Ethnic and Religious differences. Now the so called 'goodluck' have used his luck to disunite us.

A man who truly have goodluck will make things better wherever he is present. But the opposite is the case in GEJ's situation.