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Abacha Travels To The Sun! by Nobody: 10:01am On Jan 06, 2012
General Sani Abacha of Nigeria at his weekly cabinet meeting, informed his ministers that
President Jerry Rawlings of Ghana built a Space Shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. General Abacha then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun too.
In fear, Abacha's ministers replied, "But General, how can
we travel to the Sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat".
"You fools!" shouted Abacha. "Of
course we will melt. Don't you
think I know that? We will build
the rocket and travel to the Sun at night!"
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by bright007(f): 10:39am On Jan 06, 2012
*where is d joke?*
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by Onyiclassic(f): 10:44am On Jan 06, 2012
Is dis suppose 2 joke,*hisses n left angrily*
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by Nobody: 11:26am On Jan 06, 2012
Bright!!!! angry
Ok ok i see u don't av ur thinking cap on, dats y u're looking for d joke :\
whether during d day or at night, d sun is always hot. .abacha assumed its gonna be cool at night tongue
So bright and onyeclas, dats d joke angry angry angry angry
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by bingbagbo(m): 12:09pm On Jan 06, 2012
JOKE GRADING:F




REMARKS:NOT SURPRISED AT ALL!
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by bright007(f): 2:18pm On Jan 06, 2012
@bogee:even after much irrelevant explanation,there is no J in this thread not to talk of joke.*Storms out angrily*
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by bunmioguns(m): 3:03pm On Jan 06, 2012
booqee:

General Sani Abacha of Nigeria at his weekly cabinet meeting, informed his ministers that
President Jerry Rawlings of Ghana built a Space Shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. General Abacha then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun too.
In fear, Abacha's ministers replied, "But General, how can
we travel to the Sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat".
"You fools!" shouted Abacha. "Of
course we will melt. Don't you
think I know that? We will build
the rocket and travel to the Sun at night!"



Booque, post d one related to Jonathan cos dis joke is jst too old.=

Abacha don die tey tey undecided undecided undecided tongue tongue tongue
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by Nobody: 12:21am On Jan 07, 2012
Unfunny lies d joke inna this thread!
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Jan 07, 2012
Dry etc
Re: Abacha Travels To The Sun! by bright007(f): 3:31pm On Jan 07, 2012
*let her come $ defend dis dry yoke*

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