Imagine, i took the time off to attend service with my mum,
Next minute, the preacher was talking about problems.
He then asked everyone to bring their problems before the lord.
I was so surprised when i saw my mum dragging me to the Altar.

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Can you believe things people do?
I was sitting next to this guy in church.
@ The middle of the service, he lit a cigarette.
I was shocked; I almost dropped my bottle of beer.


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This is to inform my pals here @ Naira land and the general public,
About a mouth watering job offer at my establishment.
"JEHOVAH NO DEY Bleep’UP MINISTRIES INC.

PASTOR;
Requirements; Ability to convince the customers, sorry congregation to pay big during Tithe and offerings.
SALARY;
Strictly on percentage.

CHORISTERS;
Requirements; sexy shape with better front and back. No long thing again needed.

BOUNCERS OR USHERS;
Requirements; ability to identify people wey no get money from the church gate and show them their way to anoda church.

SALARY; Negotiable.

NOTE: Auditioning for the post of chorister is currently on @ my place. All interested applicants should come in person. No CV needed.

For the bad belles wey no like my company, make ona leave matter for Matthias because right now, e no easy for Ezekiel.

You are mocking the house of God. Dat'aint kul bro.

@Miggy

Well its kinda funny though na church the poster decide to use

It's funny but it became boring when i heard the church matter in it.

It is better to avoid the wrath of GOD in the name of posting a joke.

u are on your own bear ur cross dear joker!

Migines:

You are mocking the house of God. Dat'aint kul bro.

clemcykul:

u are on your own bear your cross dear joker!

@Migines, tope_teadr,clemcykul . Na wao, can't u guyz take a joke ? Anyway i know say to make naija man laf na WAEC. That won't deter me from going on with my plans. I don buy land self with plastic chairs. So na pulpit remain.

@ben
u wan start ur own biznes?

@Migines Wetin u think b4 ?

Na wao for Naija. You guys are just being religious. God has no problem with what the guy is saying. It's a joke and remains just a joke.

@ ben pls wen ur biz booms let me know good luck

U can make jokes but pls be careful not to blaspheme ok? its a shame that christians easily make jokes about their faith. no muslim or buddhist would do dat.if you want sm1 to hold your faith sacred, i suggest you do the same too.

Na wa 4 dis your way. Jokes were funny but, ur finishing was poor

Hi Benjay, your joke's kinda stale. Better luck next time.

Cheers.

@zolta pls don't get pissed but i'd advice that you change that word from blaspheme to blasphemy. Nairalanders don't tolerate grammitical error's here or else they would ridicule you to death.

@ tope
speaking from experience right or just playing safe

i think some folks will be granted express route to hell fire,  just imagine

@ ben-jay JEHOVAH NO DEY Bleep’UP MINISTRIES INC.[color=#990000][/color]

@mimiko both

@skyone i totally agree with you.

Church business dey move well these days

i agree and u know they dont pay taxes
let me give u a clue read my last joke on WHAT A WIFE ull know the baet way to divide God;s money and ur money
i wish u luck

@poster
guy, i like your biz. pursue your dream jare, even if it leads to hell.

@mimi
gurl, you go finnish ppl with ur jokes oh. am loving 'em.

@ kronkykay
tx

dearing @tope teadr u was very ryte nairalanders does not tolerated english been killed but i is going to murdered it now and wetinever they said is dia palaver, dis joking is funnyin mee hahahhh if u knew how to spoke english u wonted be lafter at this

Well clem i wanting to telling you that i agreeing with what you sayed. Everysomebody can muderation english if they likeing it.

warning warning warning
hmmmmmmm only some people re allowed to make jokes like this ooooooo
just kidding

haa tope daryn u gotted the scope a people can not fit understood english proporly, spoke and talking the talk to ya satisfacted i shall boughted u a xmas shoe

I cannot seems to resemble wat is goin here o. Y re u wroting ba ba english as if queen have vex u?

i wroted bat bat english cos it was sweeted me and i was roving the sound producing as i was spoking it out