A man was getting tired of his wife bcus she couldnt satisfy him on bed so he looked for a beta resort in his housegirl. He didnt know hw to approach and lure her to be bleeped. He tried by using möney to seduce her into giving him a bleep but all efforts failed. So öne nyt he went to her room saw her dead asleep, in his mind dis is his opportunity to get a free bleep, as he was about to commence she woke up wanting to scream for help he held her mouth preventing her, he now asked her a qwestion " can i bleep u for free i wont tell madam ?" she whispered " madam is under d bed" in shock he quickly ran into the wardrobe to hide. Inside d wardrobe he met MUSA d driver unclad there, suprised He asked "what re u doing ? " he replied " oga u talk true ya wife no fit satisfy on bed i must confess"

he caught stroke n died!

*On more serious note:Where is d joke?*

*mikuz calls on a search and rescue team to help look for the zoke*

Pls d joke is for intellectuals, dexters, newtons, sanusi, einstein n d likes not d above posters n d ones below


very very very lunatic i must confess!

where is the yoke?

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use google or check inside your 'egg'

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HOW CAN A BLIND MAN LEAD A BLIND MAN? Oh lawd! Help us

Mr Donkey, u don compose joke for ya mind be dt











Eediot :p

DONkollione wants to confess he's man-lover

@donkolo,
i laugh you in nigerian security.

@ otooro n bunmioguns, its not a crime to be a madman urr colleagues re rooming D̶̲̥̅̊ streets, u can also join dem in NDDC dustbins as well




@mikuz. Mumu na ur second name? ̶̲̥̅̊


@ poster very funny joke pls gvs us more,

hmnn, i laff u in Nairaland. . . .

silly boy, always typing with his joystick

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Get behind mε̲̣̣̣̥ ! Zombee!

DONkollione:

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Get behind mε̲̣̣̣̥ ! I am a Zombee!

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I cnt imagine u said this to yourself!

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Otooro na foool! Shun!

hheheheheeee

**exits thread as the winner smilling**