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Teacher-student Saga! by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
1. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! 3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! 4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! 5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! 7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is, TEACHER: No, Ellen, Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9. TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." 10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand." 11. TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 12. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog! 13. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by mikuz(m): 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
hehe nice effort! |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^^ hehehehehee, i knw u'll like it |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by mikuz(m): 10:03am On Jan 15, 2012 |
hey, dont let it get into ya head. |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
wat re u feeling lyk? Rubbrish! |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by bright007(f): 1:11pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
Nice joke! @otooro:this ur username really looks bushy. |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
tnk u jare. . . . . Muuaahhh!! my name dey bushy but ur joystick dey bushy. . . |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
Very very very **y JOKE! I must confess! |
Re: Teacher-student Saga! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
na u sabi. . . . . |
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