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An old man was walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect br*asts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your bre*sts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your br*asts for $1,000?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your bre*sts - just once - for $10,000?!"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000,  Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect bre*sts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, handling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old man,  "Costs too much!"

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two
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to
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stop
me
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strike
but na only boko
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