some soldiers arestd tolu 4 an offence and asked him 2carry 1000blocks dat was there2d other side of d road as his punishmnt,tolu had moved ova 900blocks wen he saw d soldiers boss(general emeka) n quickly recognise him as an old classmate,he called d general and explained evrytin 2him,general emeka was mad and shoutd@ d soldiers "this man is my friend,u shudnt hv punishd him like dat" General emeka apologise 2mr Tolu and said "oya return d blocks n go"!!!

hahahahaha,
lwtmg (laugh wan tear my gstring)
kelly you've really upped ya game!!
Nice one!

Lol!

araregem are you there?

Abeg, arrange those your goggles well. Can't you see me?

hahahahaaa. . .

i'm so laffin

mikuz:

hahahahaha,
lwtmg (laugh wan tear my gstring)
kelly you've really upped ya game!!
Nice one!

mikuz, u sef dey laff. . . where's d joke na?!

@araregem,
i aint wearing no goggles, na a million dollar spectacles i wear so!
Can i have ya yim please?
Its very urgent.

@Otokoto,
na this kind of jokes we need for jokes section.
And You didnt see the joke?
Sorry you missed!
Go buy stethoscope!!
You would see the joke with that!

mikuz dont near Araregem:

@araregem,
i aint wearing no goggles, na a million dollar spectacles i wear so!
Can i have ya YIM please?
Its very urgent.

wetin dey urgent, ur something don dey scratch u abi

Read d headings

^^^  

LWFMF (laff wan finish my fuel) i xo much loff d joke, hehe

bh d thread title nor make sense,

bunmi you go stop that rubbish,
she's like a sister to me ok?
*gives him a cool slap*
. . . And dont talk when am talking . . You hear me so?

dani1luv:

LWFMF (laff wan finish my fuel) i xo much loff d joke, hehe

bh d thread title nor make sense,

So you still dey?

mikuz:

@araregem,
i aint wearing no goggles, na a million dollar spectacles i wear so!
Can i have ya yim please?
Its very urgent.

What's so urgent? 'Nways, leave your yim.

dani1luv:

LWFMF (laff wan finish my fuel) i xo much loff d joke, hehe

bh d thread title nor make sense,  

mod, u too dey copy n paste? shuuuu! na my code u dey use for there na!  

mikuz:

bunmi you go stop that rubbish,
she's like a sister to me ok?
*gives him a cool slap*
. . . And dont talk when am talking . . You hear me so?

SISTER!  

for ur tiny mind!  

Araregem, yea i have been very much around, I just dont post this dayz, na just siddon look nd read, hehe aw r u?

@otoroo, u dun carry the remaining 900blocks go bak finish??

I'm fine. E be like say I go soon join the group of siddon look and read sef.

dani1luv:


@otoroo, u dun carry the remaining 900blocks go bak finish??

bad belle pikin!

ARareGem:

I'm fine. E be like say I go soon join the group of siddon look and read sef.

as for u, ur so-called brother mickey mikuz wants your yim, u hear. . . na so una dey do loff loff. . .

A
primary one pupil was going home from
school one day and boarded a
commercial bus and started reciting
what he was taught at school that day 'if
my dad is a king and mum a queen i'll
be a prince' the driver ordered him to
stop but he refused and continued,  if
my dad's a *** my mom a hen then i'll
be a chick, the driver got annoyed
shouted and said if yourpapa na armed
robber and your mama na ashewo wetin
you go be? The boy innocently answered
'i'll be a danfo driver'

@araregem,

I need us to run some cool package please!

@otokoto,
this wan wey ya body just dey sweet you like this.
Hmm . .
Anyways,
Just dey learn from me. . . you hear?

@araregem,

I need us to run some cool package please!

@otokoto,
this wan wey ya body just dey sweet you like this.
Hmm . .
Anyways,
Just dey learn from me. . . you hear?

mikuz:

hahahahaha,
lwtmg (laugh wan tear my gstring)
kelly you've really upped ya game!!
Nice one!

I for quit since 4rm dis boring forum but ur de reason am still here, enjoy ur self.

waoh kelly,
i feel flattered!

M lukin 4 a gf

now dis joke has cost me ma lappy,
fell from ma hand while laughing
now Kelly u own me a new lappy.
but thanx for making ma day.

classic joke but y u cum spoil am with this copy and paste

kellynoah:

A
primary one pupil was going home from
school one day and boarded a
commercial bus and started reciting
what he was taught at school that day 'if
my dad is a king and mum a queen i'll
be a prince' the driver ordered him to
stop but he refused and continued,  if
my dad's a *** my mom a hen then i'll
be a chick, the driver got annoyed
shouted and said if yourpapa na armed
robber and your mama na ashewo wetin
you go be? The boy innocently answered
'i'll be a danfo driver'