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Naija Babe by kellynoah: 8:17pm On Jan 21, 2012 |
A guy on a date in his new x6 BMW car with his babe. Guy:I have been hiding a secret from u & i think u'll break dis affair if I tell u. Girl:wat is that mylove? Guy:am married. Girl(hitting him on his laps & hissed),u scared me. I thought you wanted to say the car is not YOURS. ehn! Nija Babes na wa o o o |
Re: Naija Babe by Ozegbe(m): 5:54pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
dont smoke and open a thread, if you must smoke dont open a thread, if you must open a thread dont smoke |
Re: Naija Babe by kellynoah: 6:44pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever,2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat,3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans,4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend,5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years Or Even Decades,6: They Can Do Shopping For 25 Relatives In 25 Minutes,7: They Don't Freak Out When They Go To A Party N See Another Man Wearing The Same Shirt, Instead They Become Buddies. |
Re: Naija Babe by kellynoah: 6:45pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
Ozegbe:I appreciate ur kind responds, one love |
Re: Naija Babe by kellynoah: 7:39pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
A farmer Samson buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant. He decides to call a local vet Abiola for advice. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. Samson doesn't have the slightest idea what the Abiola means. Not wanting to display his ignorance, Samson only asks Abiola how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. Abiola tells him that they will stop standing around, and will instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. Samson hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has *sex* with them all, brings them back home and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into his truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs, and upon returning home, falls into bed. Next morning, he can't even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No" she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn!" |
Re: Naija Babe by MrResource(m): 8:21pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
Re: Naija Babe by mikuz(m): 9:16pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
hahahaha, the last joke got me! Kelly, you are one hell of a funny guy!! |
Re: Naija Babe by kellynoah: 9:50pm On Jan 22, 2012 |
mikuz:pls. use heaven not hell |
Re: Naija Babe by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 10:19am On Jan 23, 2012 |
The last one is funny |
Re: Naija Babe by Estyrhema(f): 10:39am On Jan 23, 2012 |
mtchewwww e no sweet |
Re: Naija Babe by kellynoah: 7:43pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen. |
Re: Naija Babe by 3RNEST(m): 8:09pm On Jan 23, 2012 |
> lol@ the 3rd joke, kellynoah make we fb, hw can i found u there? I like ur jokes. |
Re: Naija Babe by kellynoah: 5:01pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
A man went to a resturant and bought a wine. A lorry driver in d same resturant suddenly took d wine and drank all. The man began to cry and d lorry driver told him dat he was joking & he would buy anoda 4 him. The man replied 'im nt crying cuz of dat". Today, i was sacked and on getting out, my car has been stolen. I took a taxi home but left my wallet in it. When i got home, i met my wife having s*ex with my gate man. On getting out, i saw my daughter kissing a mad man. Now i came to dis restaurant and now u still drink my poison. |
Re: Naija Babe by virunga: 8:03pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
lolz the galz love his BMW not him |
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