A man and his wife got into the habit of calling making love 'phone calls'. This was purely so that nobody including their kids would understand them.
One day the man while in the bedroom with his son sent him to tell mummy that daddy wants to make calls. But the woman through the boy replied that mummy has gone out of service(she didn't want to be screwed at least for the time being). The man sent his son to go and tell mummy that daddy would go make calls outside if she says that again. When the boy passed the message to his mother, she burst saying "IF YOUR DADDY EVER GOES OUT TO MAKE A CALL, I'D TURN THIS HOUSE INTO A CENTRAL CONTROL TELEPHONY EXCHANGE UNIT FOR THIS ZONE".

is this a joke?

^ it's an explanation mikuz

then take it to explanation section cos this is jokes section.

it's meant to be posted here mikuz, no explanation section.

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^^ tnx bro. am actually looking for an english teaching job in Nigeria. If you've got any kindly contact my clerk Otooro.

^^^

dry joke frm a dry and jobless poster that needs an english-teaching job!

so so so pathetic!

you better behave so that you'll stop trekking or do you want to die trekking? Stop browsing and arrange the office properly.

If you don't behave I'll sack you and employ Mikuz

mstchewww, grow up, eke!

^^I tried the growing up thing once and didn't like the outcome. So offer another advice thanks.

then, stay immature!

turban-headed boko haram!

naughty boi

stupid title

dork above me

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I'll be with you full time in about 2 hours. That's your only saving grace.

ok, where are thou douche-bagsutoboy. What did you eat this day that precipitated EkeRoyal all over your brains?

ekeroyal:

ok, where are thou douche-bagsutoboy. What did you eat this day that precipitated EkeRoyal all over your brains?

u sure say u well so?

sutoboy:

u sure say u well so?

OMG! What a surprise you already knew your name is douche-bag
So go ahead and change your id to douche-bag. So much quality in that name.

hehehehe na mistake i take send those tins to ur messenger oh mak u no go dey start happy like that


u dis useless dork mak i see u mak u call me dat useless name

Mr.Resource:

Nice try

I'll try more bro

This one's for badt Sutoboy

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette -reason>>> the blonde would have to stop for directions!

are u really okay?

wetin concern me and ur question?

sutoboy:

am I really okay?

wetin concern me and ur question?

Answer: NO you are not

Suto & his wife
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

shey mak i laf?

e no funny joor

sutoboy:

shey mak i laf?

e no funny joor

You ain't a family man, so you wouldn't understand. Sorry!

Mikuz & Wife

Mikuz: Honey, I invited a friend -Otooro home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Mikuz: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the Otooro?

Mikuz: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

this aint fanny at all!

Otooro in trouble

A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.