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Joke - Bastard by Excelboi(m): 11:24pm On Jan 22, 2012
I just got this , enjoy

Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: , Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

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Re: Joke - Bastard by bunmioguns(m): 5:12am On Jan 23, 2012
@ OP


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Re: Joke - Bastard by mikuz(m): 7:06am On Jan 23, 2012
is this the joke?
Re: Joke - Bastard by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 10:10am On Jan 23, 2012
0.9%
Re: Joke - Bastard by bingbagbo(m): 10:35am On Jan 23, 2012
smiley
Re: Joke - Bastard by Ozegbe(m): 6:54pm On Jan 23, 2012
dont smoke and open a thread if you must smoke dont open a thread and if you must open a thread dont smoke
Re: Joke - Bastard by chillaz(f): 11:25am On Mar 11, 2012
Op, nice joke,dnt mind haterz
Re: Joke - Bastard by Nobody: 1:30pm On Mar 13, 2012
dat was really funny! i love it.
Re: Joke - Bastard by Nobody: 2:30pm On Mar 13, 2012
ok
Re: Joke - Bastard by bashydemy(m): 5:43pm On Mar 13, 2012
@OP nice try jare no mind the haters
Re: Joke - Bastard by Excelboi(m): 6:54pm On Mar 13, 2012
Op, nice joke. Keep it up... Ooops,i was the op,my bad!
Re: Joke - Bastard by bayusman: 10:09pm On Mar 13, 2012
funny
Re: Joke - Bastard by 2ruink(m): 4:36pm On Mar 22, 2012
not bad
Re: Joke - Bastard by Excelboi(m): 10:56am On Apr 15, 2012
Thanks guys.. @bingbagbo, bastarrd u 2!!
Re: Joke - Bastard by temiloluwa45: 7:27pm On Apr 17, 2012
Excelboi: I just got this , enjoy

Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: , Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top. very funny


PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!
Re: Joke - Bastard by temiloluwa45: 7:27pm On Apr 17, 2012
Excelboi: I just got this , enjoy

Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: , Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top. very funny


PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

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