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Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 12:17am On Jan 24, 2012
A man went to school to buy pepper, his wife went to the d market to learn ENGLISH. Wen they both came bk home dey refused to talk to each other. Den d daughter came into d house and they asked her "where hv u been? And what kept u so long? " she replied "i went to d brothel to see a pastor" . grin grin they laffed n laffed n nearly died of lafter! grin
















na which of dem mumu pass? Let me hv ur complains here!
Re: Who mumu pass? by mustspin: 10:49am On Jan 24, 2012
wait, where is the joke angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jan 24, 2012
Check inside ur BUSHY ANUS! angry





Calabar boy!
Re: Who mumu pass? by sutoboy(m): 12:08am On Jan 25, 2012
DONkollione:

A man went to school to buy pepper, his wife went to the d market to learn ENGLISH. Wen they both came bk home dey refused to talk to each other. Den d daughter came into d house and they asked her "where hv u been? And what kept u so long? " she replied "i went to d brothel to see a pastor" . grin grin they laffed n laffed n nearly died of lafter! grin

the husband name na DONkollione,so i think na the husband mumu pass














na which of dem mumu pass? Let me hv ur complains here!
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 12:19am On Jan 25, 2012
Come u smoke cassava dis nyt? angry




olodo! angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by sutoboy(m): 12:21am On Jan 25, 2012
i no dey smoke again!

u no miss me?
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 12:28am On Jan 25, 2012
^^
miss ko, mista ni


where u go?
Re: Who mumu pass? by sutoboy(m): 12:34am On Jan 25, 2012
no mind me jere i go settle fight ni oh na so den kan beat me

the thing pain me oh

but as i don come on here now u go tell me wetin to do!

oya tell me Donjazi
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 12:52am On Jan 25, 2012
Go to ya neighbours house n bleep his goat! grin

#COLOSIAN grin
Re: Who mumu pass? by sutoboy(m): 12:55am On Jan 25, 2012
sorry i don forget say na night we dey

oya go to bed and tell me somthing better tommorrow

Agbaya!
Re: Who mumu pass? by bunmioguns(m): 3:16am On Jan 25, 2012
I av forgotten my laughter @ home, abeg shift make I go pik am
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 8:02am On Jan 25, 2012
@bunmi

e b lyk say mad woman 4 ur area don dey gv u free bleep abi?





Serpent! angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by mustspin: 9:14am On Jan 25, 2012
DONkollione:

Check inside ur BUSHY ANUS! angry





Calabar boy!
i stil cant find it, where's the joke na? angry angry angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 25, 2012
^^

check deeper,




Olodo! Mtcheeeeeeew! angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by mustspin: 10:03am On Jan 25, 2012
i don clear all the bush sef still no joke, angry angry angry angry where is the joke angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 10:06am On Jan 25, 2012
^^


check harder. angry



419! angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by mustspin: 10:23am On Jan 25, 2012
conclusion: no joke present.







*hits him hard in his ntomku with my gwaragwara stick* grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 10:36am On Jan 25, 2012
^^

even a blind man would laff afta reading dis joke,




Kabiru sokoto! angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by mustspin: 11:23am On Jan 25, 2012
^^^ donkey zamfara

Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 11:37am On Jan 25, 2012
^^

osama bin stewpid ! angry



*spites into his eyes* angry
Re: Who mumu pass? by angelz(f): 2:06pm On Jan 25, 2012
Dia's is a lot of sense in wat d daugther said.
ls pastors that requent brothels more now.
if fact, dey av a coded brothel dey requent, that u wil hardly know its a brothel.
at least l av a friend wu was taken dia by a pastor she so much respect, only to realiz that it was a brothel
n also saw 2 pastor she recognize.
probably her closeness to d pastor was misunderstood by d suppose "man of God"
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 25, 2012
^^


madam PLS tell me ur joking grin grin . A PASTOR OF A CHURCH? cheesy




I cant blv dis crap i precipated in 2 secs actually made sense grin . My prayerz hv been answed grin
Re: Who mumu pass? by angelz(f): 1:48pm On Jan 26, 2012
Don. u dont kno dat it's were u least expect u wil find evil.
its dos wu actualy profess God, that profane his name in secret.
that is y he said he wil start judgement within his house.
am not sayin all d pastors r like dat, but a reasonable no. r corrupt,immoral n Thieving.
Re: Who mumu pass? by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jan 26, 2012
i just don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's happening here?!!!!!!! where's the joke?!

another dull thread cry by a characteristic poster grin

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