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| Training by mustspin(op): 10:15am On Jan 24, 2012 |
Chelsea signs a new striker from Nigeria. On the first day of training Villas-Boas picks up a ball & says "Ball". Then he does a kicking motion & says "Kick". Then he points to the goal & says "Goal - Understand? KICK, BALL, GOAL . . . GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says 'Excuse me Mr Villas-Boas, but I speak perfectly good English' Villas-Boas says "Not you son, I'm talking to Fernando Torres. |
| Re: Training by dani1luv(mod): 10:19am On Jan 24, 2012 |
I dnt get d joke |
| Re: Training by mikuz(m): 10:25am On Jan 24, 2012 |
hahahaha, mustspin you are one hell of a funny guy! |
| Re: Training by mustspin(op): 10:55am On Jan 24, 2012 |
@dani1luv, if u dont watch football, then u might not understand |
| Re: Training by Sophizzy(f): 11:24am On Jan 24, 2012 |
@OP: Rotfl. ![]() @Dani: I believe d joke is dat Torres understands english, bt he had 2 be shown how 2 score a goal. |
| Re: Training by angelz(f): 12:21pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
ok |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Mtcheeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!! |
| Re: Training by mustspin(op): 1:44pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
^^^^ u never reach yabaleft?? ![]() |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
eerrr. . .mustspin u might need to re-explain dis I don't even understand it ![]() |
| Re: Training by ARareGem(f): 8:14pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Lol. |
| Re: Training by mikuz(m): 8:14am On Jan 25, 2012 |
araregem |
| Re: Training by mustspin(op): 8:56am On Jan 25, 2012 |
booqee:if u know fernando torres and the shit he is in right now, maybe u might understand the joke |
| Re: Training by dealordea(m): 9:00am On Jan 25, 2012 |
Guy!! I can't stop laughing!! You bad ooo |
| Re: Training by dealordea(m): 9:03am On Jan 25, 2012 |
Guy!! God purnish that ur thinking!!! You funny die |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 25, 2012 |
@mustspin, y is dis çrap called a joke if one cant understand em? ![]() Booqee my swithrt dont mind him jare. Am sure u undastand mine? Hehe ![]() |
| Re: Training by mustspin(op): 9:59am On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^^ who dash dis agbero internet sef. ![]() * hits him in his ntomku with my gwaragwara stick* ![]() |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 10:03am On Jan 25, 2012 |
^@must abeg wetin b dis ntomkpu wey u don dey hit since? |
| Re: Training by mustspin(op): 10:19am On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^^^hahahahaha! go ask mr bones ![]() |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^ *spites on his face* ![]() olodo! ![]() |
| Re: Training by sutoboy(m): 12:05pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
DONkollione:u too dey fall my hand,everybody dey laff na only u no laf oya try and laf now!i trust u |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 3:36pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
@suto i wan laff but i no see muscle! ![]() |
| Re: Training by bunmioguns(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
DONkollione:Abeg Shift Make I Pass |
| Re: Training by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
^^ i go just condense u with blow now! Osama bin slowpoke! ![]() |
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I don't even understand it 