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Training by mustspin(op): 10:15am On Jan 24, 2012
Chelsea signs a new striker from
Nigeria. On the
first day of training Villas-Boas
picks up a ball
& says "Ball". Then he does a
kicking motion &
says "Kick". Then he points to the
goal & says
"Goal - Understand? KICK, BALL,
GOAL . . .
GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says
'Excuse me Mr
Villas-Boas, but I speak perfectly
good English'
Villas-Boas says "Not you son, I'm talking to Fernando Torres.
Re: Training by dani1luv(mod): 10:19am On Jan 24, 2012
I dnt get d joke
Re: Training by mikuz(m): 10:25am On Jan 24, 2012
hahahaha,
mustspin you are one hell of a funny guy!
Re: Training by mustspin(op): 10:55am On Jan 24, 2012
@dani1luv, if u dont watch football, then u might not understand
Re: Training by Sophizzy(f): 11:24am On Jan 24, 2012
@OP: Rotfl. grin

@Dani: I believe d joke is dat Torres understands english, bt he had 2 be shown how 2 score a goal.
Re: Training by angelz(f): 12:21pm On Jan 24, 2012
ok
Re: Training by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jan 24, 2012
Mtcheeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!
Re: Training by mustspin(op): 1:44pm On Jan 24, 2012
^^^^ u never reach yabaleft?? angry angry angry
Re: Training by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jan 24, 2012
eerrr. . .mustspin u might need to re-explain dis yoke joke. undecided I don't even understand it huh
Re: Training by ARareGem(f): 8:14pm On Jan 24, 2012
Lol.
Re: Training by mikuz(m): 8:14am On Jan 25, 2012
araregem
Re: Training by mustspin(op): 8:56am On Jan 25, 2012
booqee:
eerrr. . .mustspin u might need to re-explain dis yoke joke. undecided I don't even understand it huh
if u know fernando torres and the shit he is in right now, maybe u might understand the joke
Re: Training by dealordea(m): 9:00am On Jan 25, 2012
Guy!! I can't stop laughing!! You bad ooo
Re: Training by dealordea(m): 9:03am On Jan 25, 2012
Guy!! God purnish that ur thinking!!! You funny die
Re: Training by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 25, 2012
@mustspin, y is dis çrap called a joke if one cant understand em? grin

Booqee my swithrt dont mind him jare. Am sure u undastand mine? Hehe grin
Re: Training by mustspin(op): 9:59am On Jan 25, 2012
^^^ who dash dis agbero internet sef. undecided undecided undecided undecided









* hits him in his ntomku with my gwaragwara stick* grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Training by Nobody: 10:03am On Jan 25, 2012
^@must

abeg wetin b dis ntomkpu wey u don dey hit since?
Re: Training by mustspin(op): 10:19am On Jan 25, 2012
^^^^hahahahaha! go ask mr bones grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Training by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 25, 2012
^^

*spites on his face* angry






olodo! angry
Re: Training by sutoboy(m): 12:05pm On Jan 25, 2012
DONkollione:
^^

*spites on his face* angry






olodo! angry
u too dey fall my hand,everybody dey laff na only u no laf

oya try and laf now!i trust u
Re: Training by Nobody: 3:36pm On Jan 25, 2012
@suto

i wan laff but i no see muscle! grin
Re: Training by bunmioguns(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2012
DONkollione:
@suto

i wan laff but i no see muscle! grin
Abeg Shift Make I Pass
Re: Training by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jan 25, 2012
^^

i go just condense u with blow now!




Osama bin slowpoke! angry
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