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| Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by ituen(m): 11:28am On Oct 12, 2007 |
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this, 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by kaypinchi(m): 3:52pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
Nice one  |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by ituen(m): 4:42pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
tanks dude |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by mimiko(f): 4:06am On Oct 13, 2007 |
dont get it door bell ? |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by ituen(m): 9:01am On Oct 13, 2007 |
his P**nis rang the door bell. |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by Origin(f): 2:57pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
ituen:nice one ituen, but do u have any non sex related jokes? |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by clemcykul(f): 4:11pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
u enjoyed the joke and u even commented dats its a nice one and wen ur conscience pricked u realized sex related jokes aint good for ya  stop pretending i know ur type |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by Origin(f): 5:09pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
Bros , In truth i checked out all the jokes and discovered all ituen had to offer were sex related jokes. By the way, i'm holy but not holier than thou  . |
| Re: Woman Needs Man With These Qualifications……: by Migines(m): 5:14pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
@ituen sex sex sex. I've been thinkn as well, GIVE US VARIETIES! But, we're still cool dawg. |
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