A group of students went on excursion to Ikogosi
waterfalls. They so had a wonderful time they did not
realize when night came so they had to stay
overnight to travel the next day. Unfortunately for
them there were no enough rooms to accommodate
them so they had to be paired. Emekus was unfortunately paired with Sister Bola a Deeper life
christian. At bed time Sister Bola was fully clothed,
tied her scarf and used the pillows to divide the bed
into two and slept on one side facing the wall. On
seeing this Emekus knew their was nothing for him
and resigned himself to his fate. On the journey back to school following morning, rain was threatening
and a windstorm was blowing. Sister Bola's scarf was
blown away to rest on a tree top. The team leader
ordered the driver to stop so Sister Bola's scarf can be
rescued. He nominated Emekus to go climb the tree
and fetch the scarf being her roommate. Sister Bola seriously objected to this saying how can someone
that couldn't climb ordinary pillow, climb a tree!

A Boy was playing in the park
with his father sitting on a bench
with his friend.

Father: Ben ! What is 9 multiplied
by 8 ?

Ben: 76
Father : Good!
Father's friend got terrified.

Friend: Arre Yaar! 9 multiplied by
8 is 72. your boy said 76 and
you
congratulated him.
Father: He has improved a lot. He
used to say 80.

JOKE GRADE: B





REMARK: VERY GOOD!

clerk,sales rep and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find
an antique oil lamp. They rub it
and a Genie comes out. The
Genie says, “I’ll give each of you
just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration
clerk. “I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world.”
Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me
next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the
beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my
life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re
up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I
want those two back in the
office after lunch!.”

grade: A-

otooro:



grade: A-

gud to know.