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| Gender Fun by joerux60(op): 12:33pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
You know that many non-living things have a gender; For example, 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.  Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female, Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. You may add more items and their gender! |
| Re: Gender Fun by mikuz(m): 6:06pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
ATM CARD - FEMALE : Always interested in withdrawing,irrespective of where the money came from! Nice thread bro! |
| Re: Gender Fun by joerux60(op): 8:08am On Jan 28, 2012 |
thanx mikuz, but people are refusing to play the game. motorbike-female |
| Re: Gender Fun by ekeroyal(m): 10:51am On Jan 28, 2012 |
bra (male) - he can't do without bosoms  |
| Re: Gender Fun by joerux60(op): 11:27am On Jan 28, 2012 |
chameleon-female ; changes dresses severally on a daily basis |
| Re: Gender Fun by ekeroyal(m): 11:31am On Jan 28, 2012 |
Speakers(female) - they chatter alot |
| Re: Gender Fun by joerux60(op): 11:47am On Jan 28, 2012 |
auto mechanics - female ; work with their backs on the ground. |
| Re: Gender Fun by sutoboy(m): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
ehn ehn?and so what? where is the Joke? |
| Re: Gender Fun by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
wat about Hermaphrodite?! e.g. mikuz and ekeroyal  whr do they fit?! CALCULATORS- FEMALE, they like to be pressed and caressed |
| Re: Gender Fun by ekeroyal(m): 1:49pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EOtooro is sick%5E_%5E.gif[/img] pls rush him to the nearest psychiatric clinic then someone should tell us where he fits |
| Re: Gender Fun by lilkech(m): 2:24pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
NAIRALAND - FEMALE * too much sh1t * |
| Re: Gender Fun by mikuz(m): 3:32pm On Jan 28, 2012 |
Bread : Female - Always wants to be toasted! |
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