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Nuns At The Hospital by drealnoni(f): 12:17pm On Mar 17, 2006
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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Re: Nuns At The Hospital by Z4M4eva(f): 1:26pm On Mar 17, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Nuns At The Hospital by Free(f): 5:19pm On Mar 17, 2006
hahahahahah good one grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Nuns At The Hospital by spikelord(m): 5:59pm On Mar 17, 2006
That was a funny one!!!
Re: Nuns At The Hospital by Skintite(f): 11:44am On Mar 18, 2006
ha ha ha cheesy cheesy cheesy
he he he grin grin grin

talk about the right answer to a good question wink
Re: Nuns At The Hospital by loriann(f): 4:45pm On Mar 21, 2006
gd one
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Re: Nuns At The Hospital by olawalebabs(m): 4:34pm On Apr 19, 2011
Wayo man
Re: Nuns At The Hospital by MaiSuya(m): 8:39pm On Apr 19, 2011
not bad! grin
Re: Nuns At The Hospital by yinkalink(f): 9:54pm On Apr 19, 2011
Smart boi dat! Gud wan,gud wan.

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