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Above by sutoboy(m): 11:02am On Jan 28, 2012
A pastor and a church sister were having sex
under a tree,not knowing,a smoker was up
on the tree hiding & smoking. After the act,
the sister asked the pastor, did u use
condom?
Pastor: no!!!! why?
Girl: supposing i get pregnant who will take
care of the baby?
The pastor replied,``let's leave it to the one
above. Suddenly the smoker jumped down
and shouted,U DEY CRAZE? LEAVE WETIN 4 WHO?
NA ME F*CK AM?
Re: Above by Onyiclassic(f): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2012
So wat happened
Re: Above by lilkech(m): 11:20am On Jan 28, 2012
^^^

THE IGBANA SMOKER THEN HAD HIS OWN WAY WITH THE HOLY SISTER

AND THE THREE OF THEM DECIDED TO LEAVE EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE PREGNANCY TO THE ONE ' BELOW '
Re: Above by ekeroyal(m): 11:24am On Jan 28, 2012
Re: Above by sutoboy(m): 12:03pm On Jan 28, 2012
lilkech:

^^^

THE IGBANA SMOKER THEN HAD HIS OWN WAY WITH THE HOLY SISTER

AND THE THREE OF THEM DECIDED TO LEAVE EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE PREGNANCY TO THE ONE ' BELOW '


see the one below ur comment.thanks for bailing me out

ekeroyal:





so na u dey below?
Re: Above by Nobody: 12:00am On Jan 29, 2012
Nyc joke my bro!
Re: Above by sutoboy(m): 4:11am On Jan 29, 2012
DONkollione:

Nyc joke my bro!

hehehehe thanks boss

where av ya been?
Re: Above by bunmioguns(m): 5:07am On Jan 29, 2012
Nice one
Re: Above by ekeroyal(m): 7:00am On Jan 29, 2012
sutoboy:

see the one below ur comment.thanks for bailing me out

so na u dey below?

Thumbs up for recognizing yourself, you're on your own bro grin
Re: Above by sutoboy(m): 2:24pm On Jan 29, 2012
bunmioguns:

Nice one

hehehehe first time wey u go appreciate me!

osheeeeeeeeey

ekeroyal:

Thumbs up for recognizing yourself, you're on your own bro grin

u dey dere?
Re: Above by MrResource(m): 2:34pm On Jan 29, 2012
Thumbs up angry

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