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Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jan 28, 2012
First of all u climb d tree n check 4 d ones dat are ripe,
then u shake dem to know weda it has water,
immediately after confirming u rush down d tree and pick stones, Aim first, then throw d stones at it grin . When u r thru plucking pls visit yaba left 4 check up. Thank you

grin grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by NEWBIN: 6:28pm On Jan 28, 2012
nice joke!

projan loves u, but hey when r we having our congress?

have you heard from our founder bin gbagbo?
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 6:44pm On Jan 28, 2012
@new bin hw body na? Long tym no see. grin

I NEVA HERE 4RM OGA about d meeting OO! U don sèe am today ? grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 28, 2012
Foolish joke. Sometimes donkollione i'm ashamed of u undecided

NEW BIN:

nice joke!

projan loves u, but hey when r we having our congress?

have you heard from our founder bin gbagbo?
DONkollione:

@new bin hw body na? Long tym no see. grin

I NEVA HERE 4RM OGA about d meeting OO! U don sèe am today ? grin
are the both of u alright? You and bin, are u sure u're okay? U both need to see Dr.mikuz at yaba left for treatment quickly!
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by chillaz(f): 9:37pm On Jan 28, 2012
booqee:

Foolish joke. Sometimes donkollione i'm ashamed of u undecided
are the both of u alright? You and bin, are u sure u're okay? U both need to see Dr.mikuz at yaba left for treatment quickly!
I thought Mikuz is also a patient dia? oh my bad grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by sutoboy(m): 10:46pm On Jan 28, 2012
DONkollione:

First of all u climb d tree n check 4 d ones dat are ripe,
then u shake dem to know weda it has water,
immediately after confirming u rush down d tree and pick stones, Aim first, then throw d stones at it grin . When u r thru plucking pls visit yaba left 4 check up. Thank you

grin grin

oga ooooo!wahala wa ni nairaland!Ni abala efe section
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jan 28, 2012
^^
mikuz has been there 4 two yrs now. grin grin

@BOOQEE ,

I dont understand y u hv chosen to spit on my joke. Its not 9ice. *sobs*
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by bunmioguns(m): 5:33am On Jan 29, 2012
grin grin ;DI shake head for u donkey. . . . . , u don due for Yaba left tey tey
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by ekeroyal(m): 7:47am On Jan 29, 2012


DONkollione:

First of all u climb d tree n check 4 d ones dat are ripe,
then u shake dem to know weda it has water,
immediately after confirming u rush down d tree and pick stones, Aim first, then throw d stones at it grin . When u r thru plucking pls visit yaba left 4 check up. Thank you

grin grin

you forgot to mention that you need a ladder to climb or do you want to use a bmx bicycle? grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 29, 2012
^^

am an expert kokonut tree climber i dont need ladder grin grin. Ask suto n booqee grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by sutoboy(m): 11:03pm On Jan 29, 2012
DONkollione:

^^

am an expert kokonut tree climber i dont need ladder grin grin. Ask suto n booqee grin

no mind am jere e no no say we bi OBJ family!

we no need ladder
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by bunmioguns(m): 11:40pm On Jan 29, 2012
Who is New Bin? Who is Donkoline? Who is Bin Gbagbo and wht type of steewpid congress are u aving grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by sutoboy(m): 11:44pm On Jan 29, 2012
who are u asking that?

hope say no bi me sha?
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 12:01am On Jan 30, 2012
^^

suto bro dont mind dat boy. He didnt go to skool! grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by ekeroyal(m): 7:29am On Jan 30, 2012
sutoboy:

no mind am jere e no no say we bi OBJ family!

we no need ladder

grin

If u say so
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by bunmioguns(m): 1:52pm On Jan 30, 2012
DONkollione:

^^

suto bro dont mind dat boy. He didnt go to skool! grin

grin grin grin grin who told you I dont going to school, If i dont going to school, how coming am I spoking corrected English. . . Misshhhheeeeew angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by cantell(m): 1:55pm On Jan 30, 2012
bunmioguns:

grin grin grin grin who told you I dont going to school, If i dont going to school, how coming am I spoking corrected  English. . . Misshhhheeeeew angry angry angry angry angry
Bad sense of humour.
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by bunmioguns(m): 1:58pm On Jan 30, 2012
cantell:

Bad sense of humour.

Which Planet u dey come from
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by bingbagbo(m): 4:55pm On Jan 30, 2012
JOKE GRADING: C





REMARKS: Didnt you revise Gbagbolosophy? All the same. . . .cheers!! grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by sutoboy(m): 5:18pm On Jan 30, 2012
cantell:

Bad sense of humour.

hehehe u wan correct am abi?

bad ko pad ni
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jan 30, 2012
Sheybe i tell u say d boy no go skool. See england wey en dey spoke. grin



@BIN. I no go fall ur hand again. Cheers! grin
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by sutoboy(m): 10:53am On Feb 01, 2012
oh na why e dey talk rubbish bi that
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by jeph00(m): 2:27pm On Jul 04, 2014
Thats a rightous mumuishness
Re: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by Beive85: 10:25am On Jul 05, 2014
LEts....

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