AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.
The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note!

In a conversation
AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan visits his Doctor :
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Akpan and his wife :
AKPAN: If tomorrow I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.

AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.

AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a
pole “Thanks for the compliment”

How do you recognise Akpan in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher cleans the board.

Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?

In a classroom:
Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”

too long to read joor

lazy bone, hw u dey manage pass for sch sef

mumu na obj we dey do for our school so i just dey choose e e e e e e e e for all the answer

^^^^ the examiner will then complete it for u by giving u a F.



frog

you mean F for frog?or f for fucking?
mumu like u na hin the examiner go bi

Superb joke.

see u na everything dey superb for ur side

^^@suto buns boy

i don slap u b4?


abeg mk i no løose my temper .my blood dey hot!

ur blood dey hot?

shey na positive ni?

i doubt am anyway!

so wetin u bleep today?

the goat gree for you?

^^@suto puff puff boy

abeg no spoil me i no wan b lyk u










HE-goat!

hey hey hey

na u start am oh!

anyway i don forgive u sha


no reply me back by abusing me oh!


ode oshi,agbaya,atole,onigbe,mumu.oponu.didirin.

Oh mi gee! Dises gret. Hw i wishd i cud repost or get it to my facebook page, huh?

Doris K:

Oh mi gee! Dises gret. Hw i wishd i cud repost or get it to my facebook page, huh?

ahahahah se copy and paste family oh!


go find work do joor

u go kan post this long tin like DOnkolline tin to facebook?

Doris K:

Oh mi gee! Dises gret. Hw i wishd i cud repost or get it to my facebook page, huh?

thief girl!!

must u abuse her?


HE goat

sutoboy:

must u abuse her?


HE goat

U CALLED YOUR FATHER A GOAT?












BUSH PIG!!!!

my father?


hmm what a bastard u re!

@suto

hw dear u reply projan founder in dat way?


u r hereby ripped of d position as a member starting 4rm NOW!!! .













TRAITOR!!!

stupid president wey dey wish member dead?

abi u too na dsame way u dey do?

na this stewpid jokes get this long reply. mtseeewwww!!!

nice one ---->mustpin
Just keep ur good work going, don't mind 'em for they labour invain.






Hope that *#&!boy doesn't attack me.

Doris K:

Oh mi gee! Dises gret. Hw i wishd i cud repost or get it to my facebook page, huh?

U can post but only after u get the copyrights from copykats entertainment.

@those that appreciate the piece, thanks ya all



@the trolls hating, repent nw before its too late.