YEAH, the PROGRESSIVE JOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND(PROJAN) has the following positions vacant, interested personalities can apply to hold these positions:

VICE PRESIDENT:Must be well respected on nairaland with not less than 1000 posts, good looking with at least a degree.


GENERAL SECRETARY:Must be well respected with 2 years experience, bow-legged and not less than 1000 posts.


TREASURER:Must be a female, pretty, very God-fearing(run any time you see God), married and not less than 100 posts.



PROPAGANDA SECRETARY:Must be tough, robust, tall and dark.You must be violent, energetic and a good orator .You must have a degree in english and french with at least a diploma in communications.



LAWYER: Must have a second degree in law, with not less than 500 posts!



PRIEST:must be a christian or a muslim with a huge reputation, a degree in theology will be an advantage.must be able to speak in tongues and spit fire, with the ability of curing madness!




SECURITY:Must be a hausa-man with not less than 70 years experience with at least a degree in "basic security"



PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL SECRETARY:Must be a pretty lady, well educated and unmarried, with big-fat potruding backside!!! must be fair and hairy, with big bosoms.




PRO'S PERSONAL SECRETARY:Must be a well-built guy with mustache and beard, hardworking and zealous.Must have a great sense of humour and diabetic.



COOK:Must have 79 years cooking experience with a degree in cooking.




MESSENGER:Anybody can apply for this one, even ode remo can, but hey, must not be a stammerer!!!




rush now for your forms at any of our branches!


singed

BIN GBAGBO(PRESIDENT)

DONKOLLIONE(PRO, HEAD OF OPERATIONS, ACTING VICE PRESIDENT)

SEUN(CHIEF PATRON)

i want president

^^^

u dey craze!!! that position na my bonufied!!!

u no go see anyway

Mr president pls i need a female personal sec

she must be a first class degree holder in BEDminton with or without experience, yummy, plumpy, beautiful, romantic, tall with huge water melons n soft cushion backyard (BOOQEE)

*Sorry, lemme go a little offtopic*

@Donkollione

what did mikuz did to you? Pls, stay out of this. Mikuz doesn't like trouble. Have you seen him come to Bado's thread to freestyle? It's between me & Bado. Mikuz didn't bombard Bado's thread, did he? Pls, stop posting garbages on his thread cos he's not a part of anything.
Blame it on me, chelsea or El.

Thanks

nice easy writing

sutoboy:

nice easy writing

so u cant even spell essay?

DONkollione:

Mr president pls i need a female personal sec

she must be a first class degree holder in BEDminton with or without experience, yummy, plumpy, beautiful, romantic, tall with huge water melons n soft cushion backyard (BOOQEE)

DON, ladies will distract you, you know ladies now? i recommend ekeroyal for you

*yawn* abeg Bin, I dey look for sth inside dis thread. . . . . . .



The Joke

@bunmi

er. Pls bring ur CV along wen nxt ur coming, and be prompt

@bin . I neva even tot of it. . Women=trouble.

^^^

thanks for realising that!

fear woman and save your life

i want treasurer

dani1luv:

i want treasurer

TREASURER:Must be a female, pretty, very God-fearing(run any time you see God), married and not less than 100 posts.


you dont meet the requirements, besides we dont trust you! get outta here!!!!

eediot

^^^

ugly mod!!!













bush pig!

dog rapist

dani1luv:

dog despoiler

goodluck!!!

smh

dani1luv:

smh

quit shaking that pebble on your neck before it falls off!!!

ur biz? Na ur head? At least am d one playng wf d ache. .

^^

YEAH, u know no matter how schizophrenic u may be, you r still my mod, i care you know!!!












b.p

smh, na onli u understand ur grammar. .





Eed. . .

@ bin, give me the treasurer now

^then i'ld take the financial accountance

i need President, at least i don get PHD

bin gbagbo:


TREASURER:Must be a female, pretty, very God-fearing(run any time you see God), married and not less than 100 posts.


you dont meet the requirements, besides we dont trust you! get outta here!!!!

lol @ trust. . .funny

Give me vice president, i have three degrees celcius and four Phds: passed high school without difficulty
wait oo, i just remembered. . . . . .












WHERE IS D JOKE?

Danny

I think sey by now u go don move dis thread to sexuality section

lol no mind Danny see wetin e want

dani1luv:

^then i'ld take the financial accountance

u wan chop dere money?

DONkollione:

Mr president pls i need a female personal sec

she must be a first class degree holder in BEDminton with or without experience, yummy, plumpy, beautiful, romantic, tall with huge water melons n soft cushion backyard (BOOQEE)

DONkollione:

@bin . I neva even tot of it. . donkollione=trouble.

donkollione sweery, u've really missed me, shey?? Mtcheww

@booqee darling

Did u just call me sweery? Lol.

bin gbagbo:

TREASURER:Must be a female, pretty, very God-fearing(run any time you see God), married and not less than 100 posts.

yes i'm fit for the position. So i'm applying. Bin gbagbo u must give me dat post. And i'll be recieving nothing less than N650,000 per month! Thanks.