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The Robot by Tswana(op): 9:09pm On Feb 03, 2012
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment,20 storey high suddenly she heard her husband arrive,she told her lover 2 stay like a statue and don't move. Husband: who is this. Wife:this is a robot I bought 2 have sex with when u r travelling. Husband:OK let's have sex now. Wife: no sweatheart I got my period,so will make u cup of coffee. After she left the husband said "Damn it" I'm so fucken Hot,will Bleep this robot,he tried fucking. The Lover:talking in a metallic robot way system error!! wrong hole!! system error!! wrong hole!! Husband: Damn!! Robot is not working properly,m throwing it out of the window. The lover realised that he was 20th floor so he said "Software updated" Please try again,
Re: The Robot by bunmioguns(m): 4:50am On Feb 04, 2012
grin grin grin. . . U tried
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