Just thought up of an idea, put together all the grammatical blunders you've seen or heard!

1. He accidentally left the keys to his house on purpose
2. She is my brother's sister
3. I donate my family on behalf of 20million *Kudos Patience Johnathan!*

Note this has nothing to do with the above:
On a date
Guy: i love you but there is a girl i love with better than you.
Girl: you are very $tupid for telling me that, *knocks hard on head* you are very $tupid for telling me that
*knocks hard on head again* you are very $tupid for telling me that, *Knocks head again*
you are very $tupid for telling me that, *Knocks even harder than before* you are very $tupid
*splashes fanta on face and clothes* $tupid guy!
*storms away angrily*

GUYS WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REACTION?

Pls take note I am confused

dis one na joke

no na jamb question. mtchwww

Lucario007:

no na jamb question. mtchwww

then how do u expect me to laff to Jamb qst

Lucario007:

no na jamb question. mtchwww

den go and solve it and bring out the joke to us,silly

sutoboy:

den go and solve it and bring out the joke to us,silly

sutoboy:

den go and solve it and bring out the joke to us,silly

bunmioguns:

then how do u expect me to laff to Jamb qst

*laughing in chinesse style* chuaahhhhhaghhghh!!!

Lucario no mind all of them jare(esp dat mumu sutoboy , me i see d humour in dis. U try.

hehehehhe booqee wetin dey worry u sef

u go laf when u re not suppose to do

Na advert u copy they give us,na wa 4u o

^^^ u have discovered my secret.

please help me i really dont get the joke. somebody should please help me.