•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry
again.
,
•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will
automatically find its way back ur
pocket.

•If ugly pesin send U request e no go
enter.

•It can tell U which memba of ur family
dey do U.

•U can connect d bluetooth to nepa
poll 2 get light.

•It can be used as bomb detectors.

•It can be used as mosquito coil.

•Can serve as ATM machine.

•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via
satellite.

•It vibrates if someone is lyin, 4real.

•It can tell d real father of a child.

•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend
mis waka.

•It is accepted as dowry.

•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a
student.

•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next
season.

•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just
put it in condom mode. X_X

* just strolling by*
i know you are d type of person that if you're blackberry and bible fell into d gutter at the same time u would take
the blackberry first.

I hate bb so i use Iphone or Samsung s2 super smartphone
honestly u know try for this joke yoke

Lucario007:

* just strolling by*
i know you are d type of person that if you're[b] blackberry and bible fell into d gutter at the same time u would take
the blackberry first.[/b]

I hate bb so i use Iphone or Samsung s2 super smartphone
honestly u know try for this joke yoke

u're sick

Thank you for not making me buy it

you're true genius

liaso i didn't come to fight i just gave my own opinion so don't make me start with you.

liaslo++:

u're a genius

thanks for the compliment
smh

what do u know about phones. all u BB haters are mumu

.

Have they (RIM) paid they dues to the Volkswaggen group before tapping on their brand?

Porsche is not just a brand, it's Porsche. Get it?

@ lilvonz. . .
heheheheheh HAHAHAHAH.
F^ck u i don't take help from concrete illiterates, so why don't you tie a g-sting 2 ur d*ck and jump off the third mainland bridge
A$shole

Whats d quarrel?

OP
Good way to engage urself rather than being idle. Kudos!

Well, me am waiting for Blackberry Ferarri to come out

hehehehe

why is this on the frontpage?

liaslo++:

•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry
again.
,
•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will
automatically find its way back ur
pocket.

•If ugly pesin send U request e no go
enter.

•It can tell U which memba of ur family
dey do U.

•U can connect d bluetooth to nepa
poll 2 get light.

•It can be used as bomb detectors.

•It can be used as mosquito coil.

•Can serve as ATM machine.

•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via
satellite.

•It vibrates if someone is lyin, 4real.

•It can tell d real father of a child.

•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend
mis waka.

•It is accepted as dowry.

•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a
student.

•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next
season.

•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just
put it in condom mode. X_X

Come on son!

i need BLACKBERRY 2012 TOYOTA CAMRY

Ozegbe:

why is this on the frontpage?

ask muki

Zi:

OP
Good way to engage urself rather than being idle. Kudos!

vladimiros:

Thank you for not making me buy it

you're true genius

thanks

Lucario007:

liaso i didn't come to fight i just gave my own opinion so don't make me start with you.

How much?

rofl, it wud av bin beta if it came wit free bis,

rofl, it wud av bin beta if it came wit free bis,

Hilarious, really wen a phone costs almost N400,000 den u shld expect sumtin close, if not more dan wat d poster listed. #Crazy world of Bb#  

;d ;d

how did this make it to d front page.
nl front page no get value again!
*hisses and walks away*

what do u know about phones. all u BB haters are mumu

see maga, you're the type that would be trekking back home just cuz they are saving money for BB

LMAO, This stuff is really funny.
I wonder why you some of you guys can't see that it's a Joke and just Laugh.

liaslo++:

•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry
again.
,
•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will
automatically find its way back ur
pocket.

•If ugly pesin send U request e no go
enter.

•It can tell U which memba of ur family
dey do U.

•U can connect d bluetooth to nepa
poll 2 get light.

•It can be used as bomb detectors.

•It can be used as mosquito coil.

•Can serve as ATM machine.

•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via
satellite.

•It vibrates if someone is lyin,  4real.

•It can tell d real father of a child.

•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend
mis waka.

•It is accepted as dowry.

•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a
student.

•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next
season.

•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just
put it in condom mode. X_X

I want to sell mine for the coming playbook 2

got it 3 weeks ago

love it! hilarious!

as per the bb porsche- its expensive but its not unaffordable. people can always get it if they really want it.

The problem with that now is its only a matter of time before ghetto hoodrats carry it around in the pockets of their tracksuits and give themselves another reason to shoot each other. *smh*!

WackyJ1:

LMAO,  This stuff is really funny.
I wonder why you some of you guys can't see that it's a Joke and just Laugh.

Nigerians have been so r.aped by bad governance that most of us cant even recognise a joke anymore. No be our fault  

If this all blackberry can come up with, I am sorry for them. Obviously, touchscreen technology is beyond their reach. And 5mp camera? RIM/BB has lost the smartphone market to her rivals, unfortunately.