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Prostitute: Npjc by sutoboy(m): 8:41am On Feb 06, 2012
A husband and wife were having
difficulty surviving financially so
they decided that the wife
should try prostitution as an
extra source of income. The
, husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her
he would be at the side of the
building if she had any questions
or problems. A gentleman pulled
up shortly after and asked her
how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and
ran around the corner to ask
her husband. The husband told
her to tell the client $100. She
went back and informed the
client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How
much for a handjob?" She asked
him to wait a minute and ran to
ask her husband how much. The
husband said "Ask for $40." The
woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was
an agreeable price and began to
remove his pants and
underwear. Upon the removal of
his clothing the woman noticed
that the man was well hung. She asked him once more to wait a
moment. She ran around the
corner again at which her
husband asked "Now what?" The
wife replied "Can I borrow
$60?", HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by bunmioguns(m): 9:34am On Feb 06, 2012
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grin grin grin grin

u can nvr understand dt
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by sutoboy(m): 10:04am On Feb 06, 2012
na so u dull reach?

ask Donkollione e go tell u
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by Nobody: 3:45pm On Feb 06, 2012
Where is d joke now? embarassed cry
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by caspapa(m): 4:08pm On Feb 06, 2012
@DONkollione.

;Dthe Joke is the last 8 lines. get it? grin grin
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by sutoboy(m): 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2012
caspapa:

@DONkollione.

;Dthe Joke is the last 8 lines. get it? grin grin

no mind am na eediot
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by Nobody: 4:25pm On Feb 06, 2012
@caspapa

pls i hvnt still seen it now! embarassed cry
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by Nobody: 5:17pm On Feb 06, 2012
Me too, i'm still looking for d joke.
Re: Prostitute: Npjc by bingbagbo(m): 5:29pm On Feb 06, 2012
JOKE GRADING: F



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