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Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:21pm On Feb 06, 2012
Suto,
whats up?
I want to affiliate into the group.
I see you are the only member!!
Halla back and lets talk!
Good looking out!!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 11:24pm On Feb 06, 2012
Projan 4ever!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 11:25pm On Feb 06, 2012
Yeah bro,u re d main man!


Nairaland Progressive Joker Club  NPJC


you are welcome bro!


skales and ekeroyal are both saying hi to you
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:35pm On Feb 06, 2012
I see . . .
But . . Ehm . .
Progressive Jokers Club of Nairaland(PJCN)
I think this name sounds more appealling.
Anyway what post are my undertaking?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:36pm On Feb 06, 2012
Thanks for the warm welcome!!
One love!!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 11:54pm On Feb 06, 2012
cant talk for all bro let ekeroyal and skales read this first!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:05am On Feb 07, 2012
ok i'd be waiting!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 12:13am On Feb 07, 2012
ok good
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by hunter121: 4:22am On Feb 07, 2012
That is a great site! I saw the information is very usefule!

Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ARareGem(f): 7:58am On Feb 07, 2012
^ Guy, what are you going on about?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:45am On Feb 07, 2012
the dude was programmed by Seun.
Lol
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:16pm On Feb 07, 2012
mtchew,
whats your own? Post jokes na.
Dont you know you are supposed to post at least 20 jokes a day? To attrack members.
You just dey dull here.
Nothing dey happen for the group at all. No members nothing nothing.
Mtchew. .
Smn.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ekeroyal(m): 12:33pm On Feb 07, 2012
Kinezeala:

mtchew,
whats your own? Post jokes na.
Dont you know you are supposed to post at least 20 jokes a day? To attrack members.
You just dey dull here.
Nothing dey happen for the group at all. No members nothing nothing.
Mtchew. .
Smn.
I love challenges, hence I throw in this one for ya Kinezeala

Interaction between a boy and his new gal friend

BOY: I called you severally today, but you didn't pick.
GIRL: oh dear, am sorry. My phone's always with my mum.
BOY: sh*t! That means we're caught.
GIRL: No, we're safe.
BOY: How?
GIRL: I saved your number as 'Low Battery'. So whenever you call, she plugs the phone to the charger.
grin grin grin grin grin

~~~Peace~~~
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:38pm On Feb 07, 2012
nice one!!
hehehe, thats more like it. Suto just dey dull the whole thing since.
The guy no even funny sef.
Mtchew


Ya and piss to you too.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ekeroyal(m): 4:45pm On Feb 07, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/grey%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EKinezeala is the man%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 07, 2012
Kinzeala, i advise u shouldn't join NJPC. Their members have coma. Skales is too stale and he's very proud and arrogant too. Sutoboy is too abusive and insulting. And d both of them are dry posters. grin cool Ekeroyal is. . .errmm. . .i've not yet seen his flaw, but he will have.
Kinzeala i think u should join PROJAN. tongue
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 07, 2012
Kinzeala, i advise u shouldn't join NJPC. Their members have coma. Skales is too stale and he's very proud and arrogant too. Sutoboy is too abusive and insulting. And d both of them are dry posters. grin cool Ekeroyal is. . .errmm. . .i've not yet seen his flaw, but he will have.
Kinzeala i think u should join PROJAN. tongue
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ekeroyal(m): 8:18pm On Feb 07, 2012
booqee:

Kinzeala, i advise u shouldn't join NJPC. Their members have coma. Skales is too stale and he's very proud and arrogant too. Sutoboy is too abusive and insulting. And d both of them are dry posters. grin cool Ekeroyal is. . .errmm. . .i've not yet seen his flaw, but he will have.
Kinzeala i think u should join PROJAN. tongue

Well well, we all have our downside non is perfect but the ability to overcome it is more important than identifying it. So Boo, stop looking for peoples faults and act as if you never saw them. After all the almighty never judges us the way we are.

@Kinzeala, you can do what you like bro. Nairaland doesn't put bread on our tables, we only come here to have fun. Agreed we may disagree sometimes but that is the only thing that can happen for us to move forward. Think about a world without friction.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 9:07pm On Feb 07, 2012
@booqee. . . Ride on ! I feel u . Ori e owambe. cheesy cheesy

But we(projan) dont need him either. (mikuz) . . . Hes a stupied boy tongue
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 9:53pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^
foolish fool.
Your father left nyansh!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 9:54pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^
foolish fool.
Your father left nyansh!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 10:02pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^




ur mama rotten kitty! angry
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 10:17pm On Feb 07, 2012
may thunder cripple your wretched father!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^



mtcheeeeeeew! Ur smelling black nyash! angry
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ekeroyal(m): 10:37pm On Feb 07, 2012
Kinezeala:

^^
foolish fool.
Your father left nyansh!!
Kinezeala:

may thunder cripple your wretched father!

AH! the good guy's gone 'worsetest' cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:03pm On Feb 07, 2012
bas tard chimpazee.
Worthless waste of spermatozoa.
Ugly piece of trash!
Your father's lineage!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:06pm On Feb 07, 2012
@Eke,
no peace for the wicked!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ARareGem(f): 11:09pm On Feb 07, 2012
My goodness! What have you turned into? SMH at new Mikuz.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:14pm On Feb 07, 2012
Araregem please dont say that again.
I beg you please.
Jus . .t . . t . .ake me as i . . . Am now!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by bunmioguns(m): 11:17pm On Feb 07, 2012
I better nt be associated with dis grp. . . . mtcheeeew
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 11:23pm On Feb 07, 2012
Mikuz u no even sabi insult. Ya condition is beyond human knowledge. . . Let me not waste my tym exchanging words with a small boi b4 he starts crying again. Mentally derailed fellow!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 12:07am On Feb 08, 2012
eewww! undecided , so kinzeala is actuall mikuz?? D old mikuz is even better. You've suddenly become very insulting! You're now worse dan sutoboy angry
Kinezeala:

may thunder cripple your wretched father!
ah ah! Abusing someone's father?! Dats Too bad.
U need to retract dat statement and apologize immediately! undecided And ask God for forgiveness too. cool

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