Then help the poor kid,

how?

By help him answer the question!

Happily Married
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear.” replied his wife. “They’re probably saying
the same thing about us.”

But, the woman is saying the right fact.

*smbp*

@*smbp*

What is this?

nice jokes

great thread here.

Thanx Kine, here is another

Judge Judy to prostitute: 'So when did you realize you were raped?'
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'

well done joerux60

thanx Ekeroyal. here we go again,

The manager of an Irish club was talking to a young player who had applied for
a trial with the club. 'Do you kick with both feet?' asked the manager.
'Don't be silly!' said the trialist. 'If I did that, I wouldn't be able to
stand up, would I!’

Nice one poster, Projan likes u and asking if u cld join them

@ bunmioguns. thanx brother. Sure enough i will join them.
forging friendship is the basis of good communication.
How do i join and is Projan a club? please school me.

cool jokes and thread!

and don't join projan ooo. . . they are full of s.hit!

Otooro! But but but why? . . . . PROJAN MKS EVERYONE HAPPY

joerux60:

@ bunmioguns. thanx brother. Sure enough i will join them.
forging friendship is the basis of good communication. javascript:void(0);
How do i join and is Pjavascript:void(0);rojan a club? please school me.

Projan is a jst a grp for good jokers like u here in the Jokes Section, with which we hav members like Myself, Donkoline, Bin gbagbo, Booque, Araregem and d likes. . . some of our grp members av betrayed us and open their own grp called JJC , thats d like otooro, sutoboy and ekeroyal, bt we Projan still remain d best here anytime



We are only trying to entertain ourselves here naani

^^^ that must be bunmioguns and troydbos hugging each other

otooro:



^^^ that must be bunmioguns and troydbos hugging each other

*Bring out his blala*

That picture reminds me of this story(not a Joke)

IN THE NEWS

A Harare woman Alice Gumbe has been arrested for feeding her chichens with the life prolonging drug commonly known as ARVs.

In a stunning confession, the woman said she would grind the popurlar pills and dissolve it in water which the chickens will drink on.

The chickens are extra- ordinarilly big with some reportedly weighing almost 10Kgs.

The woman was arrested after the police was tipped off by anonymus members of the public.

Meanwhile, the police have urged members of the public not to buy meat from unscruplous business people!!! .

So I can act as a go-in-between, to merge JJC and Projan?
The way I operate is such that I don't want divisions in the house.
Peace and reconciliation is the way foward.
So let's all unite.

^^^ whr's the joke?

ignore the two crazy group of dry jokers!

Here.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word with each other. An earlier discussion
had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep ,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

^^^

Pinku tells her husband, “Pappu, that young couple that
just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her
goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he
brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can’t you do that?”

“Gosh,” Pappu says, “Why? I hardly know the girl!”

LOL Papa was truly a Rolling Stone!!!
Nice 1 dude

Thanx scottN. try this one:

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day… 30,000 compared to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…"
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ” What?”

^^^ nice jokes bro!

i vote u best jokes section poster yet!