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Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Feb 10, 2012
Lender: u can't escape now, I must collect my money today.
Borrower: if I kill myself, I'll b free from u. He brought out a knife, stabbed himself & died.
Lender smiled & said: if u think u can die wit my money, u are joking. He picked up d knife & also stabbed himself & died.
Meanwhile a guy was watching from a distance. He laughed & said to himself these guys are fools: I must watch this to d end so he picked up the knife and killed himself, Lolz!!!!
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Kinezeala(m): 9:13pm On Feb 10, 2012
mtchew
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by dani1luv: 7:14am On Feb 11, 2012
nice one op, dnt mind the poster above me. .
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 9:49am On Feb 11, 2012
hahahahaha so dry! angry

**sprinkles cele water on the poster and dani**
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 11:11am On Feb 11, 2012
Otooro why not sprinkle acid on him?
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 2:12pm On Feb 11, 2012
^^^ because, i'm not u angry angry angry

i'm a nice guy, unabusive and cool, i loff everyone
and ain't wicked! angry

*sprinkles garri water on mikuz*

cheesy
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 4:54pm On Feb 11, 2012
nice guy ko nice guy ni.
Mumu its for ya own good!
Mtchew
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 5:11pm On Feb 11, 2012
Pipo just sitdown dey beef themselves(mikuz)

dani abeg i reject am 4 u if to say na better funny poster(jackpot) dey beef u e 4 better but dis unfunny dry poster (mikuz) wey nobody dey even reason 4 nl me go reject oo. Bunkum. .

Nyc joke there u too much !
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 5:27pm On Feb 11, 2012
If nobody talk about you then you are a nobody.
Mikuz just dey give people headache.
Smh
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2012
actually i fink d real mumu is donko. . . . . . .
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 7:07pm On Feb 11, 2012
peace please!
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 7:10pm On Feb 11, 2012
the guy no know where em dey.
Smh
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 7:11pm On Feb 11, 2012
wch guy?
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 7:42pm On Feb 11, 2012
me
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by donsponky(m): 8:17pm On Feb 11, 2012
make me i they read to collect the knife take kill my own self ohh, lol,
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 12:14am On Feb 12, 2012
mikuz:

me

better!!!!
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 8:33am On Feb 12, 2012
you are much relieved now right?
Good.
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 4:38pm On Feb 12, 2012
u knw before now
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by mikuz(m): 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2012
thats my boy
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 5:28pm On Feb 12, 2012
ur boi?


re u projanner?
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 6:16pm On Feb 12, 2012
@SUTOBOY,

pls, i thnk you posted this sometime ago, pls wats d answer:

SOLVE THIS IF YOU'RE SMART:
Mr Ben was murdered in Lagos on
1/10/ 2007, the wife called
the police for investigations. They
came & questioned everybody.
Wife: I woke up from sleep &
saw my husband dead
Maid: I went to the market
Driver: I went to the bank
Neighbours: we went on a picnic
Gate man: I went for my relation's
wedding.
The police arrested the murderer
immediately.
WHO IS THE MURDERER? and y?

wats d answer? cheesy
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 6:29pm On Feb 12, 2012
the answer is Otooro!

cos of ur absent!

MUMU1
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 6:37pm On Feb 12, 2012
^^^ pls, i'm very serious here! tell me if u knw, pls sad


sutoboy:


cos of ur absent!


i told u i'm allergic to poor english, abeg free me jhoor!!!! angry
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 6:39pm On Feb 12, 2012
ahahaha sitdown for there
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 6:45pm On Feb 12, 2012
tell me answer to d riddle, if u knw
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 6:48pm On Feb 12, 2012
i no remember if i knw i no go post am here now!


i no say professor lik u dey here so mak u help me out!


no fall ur bro hand oh
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by Nobody: 6:49pm On Feb 12, 2012
ok, smb
Re: Abeg Who Mumu Pass? by sutoboy(m): 6:53pm On Feb 12, 2012
wetin u dey shake again now boss?

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