Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,546 members, 7,955,024 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 02:44 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / A Loving Wife: ? (1242 Views)
A Loving, Dedicated Husband Needs An Urgent Advice!!! / The Loving Wife / A Loving Husband (2) (3) (4)
A Loving Wife: ? by Free(f): 6:08pm On Mar 19, 2006 |
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health. On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied. |
Re: A Loving Wife: ? by TYPOP(m): 7:05pm On Mar 19, 2006 |
ha ha ha ha ha |
Re: A Loving Wife: ? by spikelord(m): 2:10am On Mar 20, 2006 |
My God, |
Re: A Loving Wife: ? by Bakassi: 12:49pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
very nice one. |
Re: A Loving Wife: ? by karemy(m): 4:55pm On Mar 24, 2006 |
got me laughing |
Re: A Loving Wife: ? by actoor(m): 6:46pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
nice one |
(1) (Reply)
Inebriated State / Four Legged Chick / Look Alike Competition. . . Decide The Winner
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7 |