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Sad by sutoboy(m): 8:20am On Feb 13, 2012
There was a guy who was so tired of reading his girlfriend's message, because there are always I love, I miss you or have you eaten your meals?
One night while lying on bed, he received a text message from her, He didn't read it, instead he went to sleep.
In the morning,he got a call from his gf's mom, She was crying while telling him that his girlfriend was killed that night she sent him a text. He remembered the message and he read it, "honey pls come & help me,someone is following me,I'm close to your street, pls"
MORAL : Never ignore a person who loves and cares for you because one day you may realize you've lost the moon while counting the stars,

Booqee never ignore Donkollione!
Re: Sad by ARareGem(f): 8:27am On Feb 13, 2012
Lol at 'Bouqee never ignore Donkollione!'.

Se u r his spokesperson? Hehe
Re: Sad by sutoboy(m): 8:33am On Feb 13, 2012
yes now!
Re: Sad by eghost247(m): 8:46am On Feb 13, 2012
what is this doing in the joke section
Re: Sad by sutoboy(m): 8:47am On Feb 13, 2012
u can ask dat again!
Re: Sad by mikuz(m): 10:59am On Feb 13, 2012
Araregem hope you got it too.
Re: Sad by skales(m): 12:50pm On Feb 13, 2012
Suto bro

Don't tell me u in love with booqee
She's kinda hott, She from gambia
Re: Sad by sutoboy(m): 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2012
ahahaha boss lailai u knw now!
Re: Sad by bunmioguns(m): 6:44pm On Feb 13, 2012
I knw say na NPJC go own dis thread . . . Soo dry. tongue tongue tongue. .SMD . . . .

*break a bottle on on d OP's head and run outta thread*
Re: Sad by Nobody: 6:57pm On Feb 13, 2012
bunmioguns:

I knw say na NPJC go own dis thread . . . Soo dry. tongue tongue tongue. .SMD . . . .

*break a bottle on on d OP's head and run outta thread*
done just like a true tout. . . .dat u are. tongue
Re: Sad by skales(m): 7:29pm On Feb 13, 2012
Atleast u are now convinced sey na touts full proja
Re: Sad by Homar(m): 7:33pm On Feb 13, 2012
Booqee belongs to me and not to any useless projan so donkollo take note
Re: Sad by skales(m): 7:46pm On Feb 13, 2012
Mt happiness be sey all de guys for projan get mosquito legs
So to deal with them no go be problem
Re: Sad by sutoboy(m): 10:58pm On Feb 13, 2012
hmmm see oro!

u re right jere!

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