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Sad Story Of A Man by GbagaunCop: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2011
Last week was my birthday,
My wife didn't wish me,
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work,
Even my colleagues did not wish.
As i entered my cabin my P.A said,
"Happy birthday Boss!"
I felt special.
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
We went there.
She said,
"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", i said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake
&
My wife,
My parents,
My kids,
My friends and
My colleague.
All screaming "SURPRISE"
And
I was waiting on the sofa,
NAAKED! shocked shocked embarassed
grin

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Re: Sad Story Of A Man by dani1luv: 3:11pm On Aug 10, 2011
Lol. . .you try cheesy
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 3:32pm On Aug 10, 2011
trying real hard to understand the joke
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by GbagaunCop: 3:40pm On Aug 10, 2011
lol, try harder
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by dani1luv: 3:47pm On Aug 10, 2011
Lol studio you nor well, Just applaude the poster jor smiley
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 3:54pm On Aug 10, 2011
now thats the joke cry
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by obiscolly(m): 3:56pm On Aug 10, 2011
u jus boot abi? grin
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 4:02pm On Aug 10, 2011
just laugh and go obinna
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by dani1luv: 5:36pm On Aug 10, 2011
Studio CFR:

just laugh and go obinna
Lmao grin
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 6:00pm On Aug 10, 2011
yes na lol
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by RichieJ1: 6:05pm On Aug 10, 2011
lmao!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by lysaa(f): 8:38pm On Aug 10, 2011
Fair enough.
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by yemorinho(m): 11:02pm On Aug 10, 2011
WTF! OMG! YEEPA! CHEI! SHET! HOLY CRAP! C Bleep up. D man would jst wsh d sofa could swallow him.
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by bashydemy(m): 7:18am On Aug 11, 2011
nice try OP
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by GbagaunCop: 8:05am On Aug 11, 2011
yemorinho:

WTF! OMG! YEEPA! CHEI! SHET! HOLY CRAP! C bleep up. D man would jst wsh d sofa could swallow him.

grin grin as inn!
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by jokingmary(m): 11:40am On Aug 11, 2011
seen this a million times
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by obiscolly(m): 11:51am On Aug 11, 2011
lol

jokingmary:

seen this a million times

so what should we do start dancing abi?
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by jokingmary(m): 11:58am On Aug 11, 2011
obiscolly:

so what should we do start dancing abi?
Kindly kiss transformer tongue
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by obiscolly(m): 12:00pm On Aug 11, 2011
jokingmary:

Kindly kiss transformer tongue

ok! cry
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by jokingmary(m): 12:37pm On Aug 11, 2011
obiscolly:

ok! cry
Now that's a good boy/girl wink
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by Nellyon(f): 1:31pm On Aug 11, 2011
Studio CFR:

trying real hard to understand the joke
That is expected, seeing as you are a not so smart person. We understand. Take 7 days to see if u understand.
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 2:23pm On Aug 11, 2011
Not every shediot dat speaks to me i speak back at especially when the stewwpid she'diot is not on the same level with me
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by Nellyon(f): 2:59pm On Aug 11, 2011
I totally agree with you, you are in a class all your own. No rival.











The class Studio Stup.id (SS)
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by GbagaunCop: 3:08pm On Aug 11, 2011
Nellyon:

I totally agree with you, you are in a class all your own. No rival.











The class Studio Stup.id (SS)
grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by bashydemy(m): 4:36pm On Aug 11, 2011
this studio will not change
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by jokingmary(m): 4:46pm On Aug 11, 2011
Why do u guys hate studio like this? sad cheesy
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by bashydemy(m): 5:34pm On Aug 11, 2011
no comment
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by Sophizzy(f): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2011
I nor know o.

Reminds me of d topic of dis thread.
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by bashydemy(m): 5:58pm On Aug 11, 2011
^^^ Sad Story Of Sophizzy grin grin grin grin
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 11:06pm On Aug 11, 2011
Nellyon:

I totally agree with you, you are in a class all your own. No rival.











The class Studio Stup.id (SS)

Sounds like something a sick hard cold b1tch would say
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by Sophizzy(f): 11:16pm On Aug 11, 2011
Bashy, Thunder Fire You Dia!!! Nonsense.

Mtcheeew! angry
Re: Sad Story Of A Man by StudioCFR(m): 11:29pm On Aug 11, 2011
No let dat meat seller matter bother u grin

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