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Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Nobody: 9:16am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Abeg make una join me cabash with the following prayer points for a wonderful valentines day oh 1) Anybody tryin to hug my partner seductively, catch fire. 2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps or she is planning it, be unseated by fire. 3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from my partner, somersault and die. 4) Any strange woman/man that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire. 5) Anyone sending romantic text message to my partner, be struck with romantism. 6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire. 7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my partner in d office, hotel or house on d 14th, be electrocuted. |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Goshen360(m): 9:24am On Feb 13, 2012 |
I can't stop laughing my sister. If na this kind prayer mfm dey really pray, am sorry to call them Christians. |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Acidosis(m): 9:58am On Feb 13, 2012 |
poster, when will you change? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by ONWARDBABA: 4:29pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
tru my i will pray it so i dont praaaaaaaaaaay later |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Nobody: 6:40pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Acidosis: hey have a good laugh. |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by FXKing2012(m): 3:18pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
. . .always trying to give churches and MOG bad name. REPENT! |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Nobody: 5:53pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
FXKing2012: oh oh hypocrite! even your fellow christians will view you in the same light considering that tithing thread you opened remember? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by FXKing2012(m): 7:35pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
diluminati:What is so hypocritical in that some of us believe tithes apply today and others dont. The important thing is we all belong to the church of Christ. Question is where do u belong? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
eh eh where do i belong? what a question. |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by FXKing2012(m): 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Yes cos u are obviously out to attack Christians, churches and MOG. So again, where do u belong? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by emofine2(f): 10:36am On Feb 15, 2012 |
Jokes aside I wonder why some alleged Christians pray for the untimely death of others - isn't that indirect murder? After all the scriptures say that whatever is imagined in the heart qualifies as a sin committed whether executed or not so if one genuinely hopes to see the gruesome end of another individual, biblically speaking is such a person thus a murderer? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Nobody: 5:39pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
emöfine: But this hypocrite fxking doesnt see anything in it. praying for another human being to die is ok with him. he is even the dude that said its ok for pastors to curse other people to die. what a christian! |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by FXKing2012(m): 1:11pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
diluminati: Why would u distort facts to suit your purpose? This is really uncalled for! Never accuse a Christian falsely cos u will be made to answer for it. |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Nobody: 6:37pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
FXKing2012: what is uncalled for about my claim? I am right now coz you the one saying its right ofedepo should curse people to die and go crazy. If you support your pastor then you believe in that doctrine and so you uphold it. what the 4ck are you saying then? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by Ishilove: 7:20pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
Poster where did u get these so-called prayer points from? It is a joke becos no true Christian will pray these kind of prayer,and it is prolly an ignorant fanatic who compiled this "prayer points". That also dosen't mean u have to call the PPs "MFM Prayer points" becos no true MFM member will sanction this, so get ur facts right and stop spewing falsehood |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by FXKing2012(m): 9:47am On Feb 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Thank you very much. She keeps spreading falsehood about Christians and churches. I wonder what her mission is? |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by oladosu(m): 6:13pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
The Lord will deliver you from ignorance. |
Re: Mfm Prayer Points For Valentines Day by OmoAlata(f): 9:00am On Mar 01, 2013 |
I attend MFM but I still laughed at the OP's prayers - hilarious May God forgive you Amen. |
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