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Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by dani1luv: 5:04pm On Feb 16, 2012
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Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 10:23am On Feb 17, 2012
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac."
He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."
She says, "How much for all night?"
Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 10:25am On Feb 17, 2012
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 10:26am On Feb 17, 2012
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 10:42am On Feb 17, 2012
Two Ladies are fighting for a Seat in a Bus ,
Bus Conductor: “The Older One should sit here.!”
Both looked at each other
And the Seat remained Empty
Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 10:46am On Feb 17, 2012
Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 10:47am On Feb 17, 2012
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by joerux60: 11:55am On Feb 17, 2012
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56kg.
Then Winter Jacket = 52kg
Now Coins Finished,
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

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