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Big Big Trouble by freshcvv(m): 9:13am On Feb 17, 2012 |
BIG Trouble! A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude, God is missing--and they think WE did it!" |
Re: Big Big Trouble by bingbagbo(m): 9:20am On Feb 17, 2012 |
joke grading: d remarks: smh punishment: 2 nights in room with scales |
Re: Big Big Trouble by bunmioguns(m): 12:03pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
. . .I love dis. . .dis guy must be a good projaner |
Re: Big Big Trouble by beejay247: 3:01pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
nice 1 @op, |
Re: Big Big Trouble by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Very nice joke. U tried! |
Re: Big Big Trouble by Lucario007(m): 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
hehehehe. nice one. |
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