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| The Nation's Leader by Ruqaya(f): 6:04pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Friend:adamu, what's your future ambition adamu: i want to rule the nation friend:ruler, how are you preparing towards achieving that adamu: kei, you dey call me ruler, your mama na pencil, u sef u be eraser. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by jpilata(m): 6:43pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Please,just try and delete it before people will cause you.It is not sweet for a day. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Kids joke. And we ain't kids  |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 8:43pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Are you any older than a kid? Mtchew |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by dani1luv: 8:47pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^she still dey play ten-ten and suwe, |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Lucario007(m): 9:48pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Copy and paste. Open and close.  |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 10:09pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
mikuz:consult ur oracle. . . |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 11:29pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Im not involved in idol worship like you. Mtchew |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 11:32pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^yes you are. U once told me sango is ur family deity. Why denying it now??  *exits thread* |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 11:58pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Im hitting the "report to the moderator" link right away. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 7:36am On Feb 18, 2012 |
Pls do so right away, cry baby! |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 8:42am On Feb 18, 2012 |
you are e-bullying me. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by sutoboy(m): 8:47am On Feb 18, 2012 |
hmmmmmmmmmm |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 8:52am On Feb 18, 2012 |
and e-touching my thing! |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 9:09am On Feb 18, 2012 |
mikuz:i didn't even think u had d 'thing'. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 10:59am On Feb 18, 2012 |
and stop staring at it like that. You want it to tear my boxers or what? |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Ruqaya(f): 11:48am On Feb 18, 2012 |
Orin yin nioooooo emaa ko lo. Good riddance to bad rubbish |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Ruqaya(f): 11:51am On Feb 18, 2012 |
See o, i only cracked a joke and you almost tear me from limb to limb. If it's not funny to you why cant u go to hell. See nairaland cannibals. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Ruqaya(f): 12:56pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
A man went to report his missing radio set to the nearest police station. Man:i just bought my radio set only to wake up and find it missing this morning officer:can u recognise this radio set if found? Man:yes i can, because it was singing sunnyade when they stole it last night. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 1:06pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Old joke. Seen it before. Ruqaya:if u can't accept criticism, why don't u come kiss my arsse?? |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 1:12pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
See ruqayah, if u want to enjoy ur stay in jokes section, don't go replying to every comment dat says ur joke is dry. Dat one is a normal tin here. U just ignore them, or else people like mikuz and skales will give u a very hard time here dat u'll almost hate it. Na fact i tell u oh. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by oderemo(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
See ruqayah, if u want to enjoy ur stay in jokes section, don't go replying to every comment dat says ur joke is dry. Dat one is a normal tin here. U just ignore them, or else people like mikuz and skales will give u a very hard time here dat u'll almost hate it. Na fact i tell u oh.word from a battered wife. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by mikuz(m): 1:35pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Booqee i want to kiss yo arse! |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by swtchicgurl: 6:26pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
can't we get a nice decent thread |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
swtchicgurl:i wonder oh |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Agybabe(f): 9:55pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
This is how nice and decent a joke thread can be on nairaland. I am even fed up but I just have to enjoy it the way it is. Actually it is fun. Especially the comments you get on a particular joke. |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by bunmioguns(m): 11:48pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Agybabe:  
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| Re: The Nation's Leader by Killz3(m): 11:57pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
booqee:That's Bullshit! Intimidation that wont work. The mods are definitely sleeping to allow such idiotic parades to have a firmly rooted footing. . . Nonsense in 3D! |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by bunmioguns(m): 12:04am On Feb 19, 2012 |
~Killz~: what she was saying is normal, dis is jokes section. . . u dont av to reply every dammed negative comments or take it personal. .  |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Nobody: 1:24am On Feb 19, 2012 |
Killz Ɣ☺ΰ beta take it or leave it! #gbam! |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by ekeroyal(m): 8:07am On Feb 19, 2012 |
@Poster what some members said is obvious. To really enjoy here there two paths and you should follow one at least, namely: 1. Must receive treatment from yaba left. Then when you return tell us your experience. You'd have gathered enough guts to stay in here. 2. Must go through baptism of fire as enshrined by all founding members of this section. Note: the baptism comes in various format. Be ready to accept them. Lest I forget & the truth must be told: sincerely those jokes are too borring if you tell a dog, it could bite you. Try to improve pls, it's for your benefit.  |
| Re: The Nation's Leader by Ruqaya(f): 10:54am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Akpos: proffesor, i don't deserve this F you gave me proffesor: i agree, but that's the lowest grade the school allows me to award |
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